Alien Dancing Pants III: Galifrean G-string

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Grubbymitts
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since 2001-08-30

Posts 37
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0 posted 2002-02-20 03:40 PM

Alien Dancing Pants III: Galifrean G-string

*If you don’t know what a Melvyn is, think yourself lucky.

Welcome to my tale,
A tale of terror and crime,
One concerning a Galifrean G-string,
Underwear out of time.

One day I went outside,
To fetch the washing from the line,
There hanging next to my man stuff,
Was a G-string oh so fine.

It was gold and silky – lovely!
Brighter than the sun it shone,
I checked that no one was looking,
And slipped the G-string on.

WHIZZ WOO I travelled through time -
The G-string’s hidden power,
It could travel across temporal space,
To any day, minute or hour.

We travelled through history,
To the future, to the past,
I witnessed many wonderful happenings,
The whole experience was a blast.

But the G-string had other motives,
For showing me such delights,
It wanted to change history,
To rule us all outright!

“You will be my vessel,” it told me,
“You and no other,
But if you do not obey,
A Melvyn you will suffer!”

Just to prove its point,
As we travelled through 1492,
The string gave me such a Melvyn,
That it turned my bits all blue!

“Not a chance!” I yelled,
I had always been a fighter,
Yet through the next two centuries,
The G-string pulled even tighter.

As we reached the industrial age,
The G-string felt like a clamp,
Gritting my teeth I ripped it off,
Threw it down and on it stamped!

“Without me you’ll never get home!” it cackled,
As it took my mean attack,
“You’ll be stuck in this bygone age,
Without a hope of getting back!”

The string was right, of course,
Without it I didn’t like my chances,
But better to be stuck in time,
Than a vessel for demented ladies fancies.

Yet as I dealt the killing blow,
To my alien underwear,
It whispered with utter glee,
“There are more of us out there!”

Grot, Grub 'n' Grime - poetry for the undiscerning.

Grubbymitts
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since 2001-08-30

Posts 37
UK

1 posted 2002-02-20 04:13 PM

bump

Poet deVine

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2 posted 2002-02-20 07:46 PM

Interesting...you have an unusual website too.

rosepetals25

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since 2000-05-31

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3 posted 2002-02-20 07:51 PM

Grubby,

LOL I remember reading other poems from you.. LOL. It's good to see your strange sense of humor hasn't changed. There aren't many who appreciate it, or at least in my expeirence. I love this

I definately have to take a look at your website

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
- Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

Grubbymitts
Junior Member

since 2001-08-30

Posts 37
UK

4 posted 2002-02-21 02:15 PM

Thanks. My website is...unique.

Actually, I expected this to be moved to the Adult Forum by an over zealous mod but it seems to have survived.

Grot, Grub 'n' Grime - poetry for the undiscerning.

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