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serenity blaze
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0 posted 10-28-2003 05:29 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

"Horoscope:   There's no polite way to say this, Karen, passion is very much on your mind today! This frame of mind will likely be quite frustrating for you if there is not a significant someone currently in your life. Why not set out to change that? Ask your friends to hook you up with their friends. Or, if you're willing to spend the money, join a matchmaking service."

Sheesh. Why not just paint "horny" on my forehead?


Could it get any worse?

Nod. Sure it could.

I could be writing these things:

"Gee, Karen, that little itch should be telling you something! Why not just lock the doors today after you stock up on batteries? Or better yet, go ahead--live a little--free the gimp from under the stairs and have yourself a regular party!"



Sheesh. I think I'm gonna go read now.

(serenity exits, drolly thanking her lucky stars...)



Janet Marie
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1 posted 10-28-2003 05:55 PM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

ummmmmm.............

you forgot......


all ya gotta do is order pizza   LOL
Hey--whats the harm in being a big tipper?? rofl

*laughing at the horoscope, knowing the kids were home today*

  yayayayaya

You're the color of the sky reflected in each store-front window pane ...
You're the whispering and the sighing of my tires in the rain.

J. Browne

Susan Caldwell
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2 posted 10-28-2003 06:53 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

And I thought it was just me!!!

serenity blaze
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3 posted 10-29-2003 07:44 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

"Horoscope:   Today you might wake up feeling a little under the weather, Karen. Your first inclination might be to force yourself to get up and go through your daily routine anyway, but this might not be a good idea. You'll probably be operating on sheer nervous energy, exhausting your actual physical reserves. It's OK to take a day off now and then. Try to keep your activities low key, and rest when you can. Hang in there!"

Oh yeah, SURE--yesterday they are egging me on--today they say "Just lie there."

Talk about a star-crossed lover!

sheesh. Grumble.

Some days it don't pay to get outta bed...



(ya'll think that might be the origen of that old saying?)




Susan Caldwell
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4 posted 10-29-2003 11:55 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

I am wondering where you get the personalized horoscope....

I went out for chinese yesterday and my fortune cookie said:

"You have a potential URGE and the ability for accomplishment"

hmmmmmmmm....

"if you won't let me fall for you
then you won't see the best that I would love to do for you"
~Dido~

serenity blaze
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5 posted 10-29-2003 11:59 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

"a potential URGE"

hmmm.

well, um, YES.

and Susan? my horoscopes are courtesy of Yahoo. I swear by them m'self. I laugh ALOT.

Duncan
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6 posted 10-30-2003 07:07 AM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

Did I ever mention that I write fortune cookies as a sideline?  
Janet Marie
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7 posted 10-30-2003 08:09 AM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

DUNCAN--its not THAT kind of urge... lmao

KA? Methinks ya need a new astrologer...
and......
some "aquarian influences"  heh

works wonders for me...

OH HUSH DUNCAN... go to work...
make me a Chicken Salad Sandwich LOL
Duncan
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8 posted 10-30-2003 08:15 AM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

How do you know it's not that kind of urge?  
Aquarian influence...is just a fancy way of saying tigerboy trippin'.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna cook for YOU!!!     
Janet Marie
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9 posted 10-30-2003 08:21 AM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

HA!!!  YOU just alliterated...
SEE--even you are under the tigerboyeee spell LMAO!!!


                      
Cant deny the aqua allure either  heh


Duncan
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10 posted 10-30-2003 08:27 AM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

Jams...Go drink some tea or something and take that silly tiger with ya!!!  Maybe get him flea dipped while you're out...

Two t's do not an alliteration make!  
Susan Caldwell
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11 posted 10-30-2003 09:10 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Who says it isn't that kind of urge??  What's the name of that song?  "It's been awhile"...thats it..

Karen, yahoo?  I have it set up on my yahoo page and never check it...going now..

"if you won't let me fall for you
then you won't see the best that I would love to do for you"
~Dido~

serenity blaze
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12 posted 10-30-2003 02:21 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

"Horoscope:   Religion and spirituality are very much heightened today, Karen. If you do not belong to a formal or semi-formal religious organization, perhaps you should begin to do some research today to find a group that's right for you. It is not necessary to embrace a group's religious philosophy entirely in order to get a lot out of it. Think of it as an intellectual exercise as much as a spiritual one. One way or another, you are bound to grow."

Okay. Let me see if I follow. Day one? I am supposed to give in to lust. Day two--I am to recuperate from Day one. Day three--I am apparently supposed to get my spiritual house in order.

Hmmm....maybe they do know me afterall...

and Dunc? Toss me one of those fortune cookies, babe. I apparently need all the advice I can get.
brian sites
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13 posted 10-31-2003 12:16 AM       View Profile for brian sites   Email brian sites   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian sites

um.....

pottedplantboy
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14 posted 10-31-2003 03:15 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I never get good horoscopes like this. Mine are way too mundane. Sigh!


Ok...challenge....post tomorrow's horoscope for all the signs. Let's see if they're right!
sea_of_okc
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15 posted 10-31-2003 03:13 PM       View Profile for sea_of_okc   Email sea_of_okc   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sea_of_okc

LOL poet, horoscopes are always right just not always accurate.

Oh and serenity the next time your horoscope is in "lust" cycle give me a call it's been wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long for me.
Dee
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16 posted 11-17-2003 08:47 AM       View Profile for Dee   Email Dee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dee

I thought this was pretty cool - "People who envy your accomplishments may try to undermine your confidence. Don't form intimate relationships with people who belittle others' efforts. Although their attitude may seem cool and irreverent, it's actually a cover-up for deep insecurities. You're better off trusting your instincts. After all, you've gone much farther than anybody thought you would. Continue to build upon your success, and seek friends who celebrate it."

Stand straight and tall, not the reflection as others see you, but as you truely are.        Clearwater

 
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