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0 posted 09-25-2003 05:27 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

By order of Wind and corroborated by gemjop, I hereby declare posts 136-148 of "Who's your crush" part and parcel of this new Sanctuary entity -- THE LIV BUGS THREAD!

So sayeth the bassist/background mumbler,
Sept.25.03.

smeared
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whoohoo!
new song coming on...

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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2 posted 09-25-2003 06:16 PM       View Profile for gemjop   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for gemjop

can i play the harmonica?

love that sound, reminds me of me dads kinda music.

Instant karma's gonna get you.

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3 posted 09-25-2003 06:31 PM       View Profile for Kaoru   Email Kaoru   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kaoru

We should write an entire album about good food.

Even beans.. yes, beans..
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Beans, oh rapturous
legumes -- or
vegetables? -- on
my table. Beans!
The delightful rapport
of an evening meal
with
Beans!
Taste their succulence,
growing cold on the plate.
Beans!

Oh, I love their taste.
Like little drops of flavor,
dangling, dangling, from the tines.
Oh Beans! Let me make you mine.
Like little pearls of taste
swimming in a homemade gravy.
Beans! Oh...
You drive me crazy.

Beans! I love to taste them
as a side dish.
Beans! Or even as the main,
if that's what you wish.
Beans! Just one more taste
of baked, green or kidney.
Beans. Beans. Beans.

Yum. Beans!
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Beanz Meanz Heinz
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Yogurt

I sleep by day
And fight by night
But lately nothing’s going right

I am hungry for something more
I need to wake up from this bore

I like yogurt,
I like it smeared,
I know to you this song seems weird,
But every day and every night,
I will wake up with a fright
I like it homemade,
or store-bought
But why smeared?
Well- why not?

Computers are taking over my day,
Computers are taking over my day,
We are repeating ourselves
And
I am hungry
We are repeating ourselves
And I need a break

I like yogurt,
I like it smeared,
I know to you this song seems weird,
But every day and every night,
I will wake up with a fright
I like it homemade,
or store-bought
But why smeared?
Well- why not?

(Meg’s hysterical laughter)

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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Big Knifespreads of Jelly

Wind, she likes her yogurt smeared.
Gem, she likes her lemons like lennon.
Meg, she eats beans and good food.
I like jelly! And I ain't rude!

So gimme jelly.
Oh, big knifespreads of jelly.
You really can't call toast
anything but bread
until you lay it down to bed
with some jelly!

You might think it strange,
a bit off the cuff.
But when it comes to jelly,
oh, I can never get enough.

Put the knife in the jar,
and spread it on thick.
I want so much jelly
that it makes me sick!

I want jelly!
Oh, big knifespreads of jelly.
Full of berries and so smelly.
Oh. Jelly!
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8 posted 09-25-2003 07:37 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

oh gawd..this song I am listening to? it has the coolest indeciferable chant at the end. heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I l#ve it

and mikeys jelly song? grins. gem needs to write something romantic and slightly disturbing. you know what I mean

I have a cd completely full of disturbing romance songs. I dunno...they disturb me at least.

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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mikey's jelly poem kind of turned me on...

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'You really can't call toast
anything but bread
until you lay it down to bed
with some jelly!'

lol...I see what she means

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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11 posted 09-25-2003 11:49 PM       View Profile for Kaoru   Email Kaoru   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kaoru

oh my gosh, I'm laughing so hard, it hurts.

"Cappuccino and Little Cakes"

Oh, this should suffice,
cappucino and little cakes
sure are nice.

When the rooster crows
in early day..
All I want
is cappuccino and little cakes.

It's come morning and my
tummy rumbles,
I take little time to eat!
No form of toast, no dead meat
on my plate..

I have cappuccino
and little cakes.


lol...ugh.. now I'm hungry for beans and cake and cappucino..and.. *drool*

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12 posted 09-26-2003 01:34 AM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

This is the best band ever.


'za

It's Pizza Time!
Why? Because I said so!
It's Pizza Time!
Why? 'Cause I said so.
It's Pizza Time!
Yes? Yes, I said so!
It's Pizza Time.
Anytime I say so.

Plenty of cheese
and lots of red sauce
with just the right amount of zip,
zoom and 'za.
Some don't like the crust,
but that's okay.
Less for you
means more for me!

Yes it's Pizza Time! Why?
Because it's Pizza Time! Yeah?
Yes! It's Pizza Time! Oh?
Uh huh. Pizza!

spoken interlude:

It was right about midnight,
my stomach was suddenly jumping
inside me like a cat in a cage.
And I said, golly gee
I sure could go for some of that 'za!
So I called to order, and they delivered!
Big heaping slices of melty, laden 'za!

triangle solo

Open the lid! Open the lid!
What kind did you get?
All 'za is good 'za!!!!
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And, for the sake of continuity, here's our other two "songs." There's gotta be more.


Flower jumpin!


I like to jump in flowers!
Tickle tulips for hours.
Their pollen gets in my brain
and I go insane --

the colors of the flowers
blind my sight for hours.
I can smell their reek.
I love to play hide 'n' seek

within the smelly flowers.
They take away the hours.
And leave me with a cold.
These flowers made me old.


Lemons


They are yellow.
They are sour.
They make me wanna
jump in flowers.

Their juice is painful
in your eye.
Just like pollen
floating by.

They are small.
Their skin is lumpy.
This single's over.
It smell like dumpy.

[This message has been edited by bsquirrel (09-26-2003 12:20 PM).]

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darn it's not working. I made a really neat cover thingie but I can't get it to work because my website doesn't 'exist' yet. lol

[This message has been edited by Wind (09-26-2003 07:46 PM).]

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15 posted 09-27-2003 09:49 PM       View Profile for Riley   Email Riley   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Riley

this has to be the funniest thing ever...yet i am not laughing...ho hum!


yea

ri

* the pouring rain kisses my lips with innocence as you look into my eyes *

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Seeds, seeds,
wonderful things..
they grow trees
that grow more seeds.
And those trees
they grow
other things.

Like pinapple,
oranges, apples and
banannas..
For these fruits I am a big fan-a.

*guitar solo mocking anything AC/DC related*

I'd be living the high life
if I had a kiwi,
hey cherry, come over!
you know you wanna please me.

[side note, interruption from my head]
(at this rate, I've gone too far)
(but I'll keep going, anyway)

*some sort of opera-esque interlude*

And the pears, they stand alone...
They are far too sandy for me.
They crunch not juicy enough,
to fill my aching need....

{end opera, begin hardcore melodic death metal}

So c'mere fruits,
I'm gonna eat you.
I curse your wretched life (OOWWW),
that's why I chew on you real good,
before the hell of my stomach you drown.


--------------------------------

I'm the funniest person in my own little world...

But, I know I rule.
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17 posted 09-28-2003 09:32 AM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

"ice cream"
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
(drum solo for raphael who is mysteriously absent from practice)
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
I wrote a song called ice cream
My favorite flavor is beef
        
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        lol @ meg who is the ONLY person who would dare live in her little world. exept me I am safe. and we'll be like a hard rock gothic british thingie. Oh...can we call our album seeds of death? he hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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Tea, ohhhhhhh teeeeea
though
you mean so much to me

you make me peeee
every half hour

I don't take sugar
to spoil your taste
a dash of milk
and a smile upon my face

I
siiiiip
sip sippety siiiip

and i drip
oh yeah
drip drippety driiiiip
my teabag
over the kitchen floooooooor



~I wanna live, I wanna give, I've been a miner for a heart of gold~  Neil Young

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moo
oh I will never get it righs
sobs

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Oh my god!  were gonna HAVE to be famous now arent we? That is the BEST!

*wishes this was all actually real, and didnt have to go to college tomorrow*

~I wanna live, I wanna give, I've been a miner for a heart of gold~  Neil Young

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21 posted 09-28-2003 12:10 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

what is the best? can you see it?
because I can't!!!

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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22 posted 09-28-2003 12:29 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

hehe perhaps some day we will be a real band. wouldn't that be fun? I can only imagine....(foggy vision)

now tell me what is so amazing.

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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I saw it! it had a little thing in the corner saying the bigger bugs eat the little ones? or something to that effect?
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24 posted 09-28-2003 12:37 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

you saw it???? It said the big fish eat the little fish but...

yes! It works. but all I see is an X in a little box. but you see the picture with the city and stuff?

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

 
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