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200 posted 10-01-2003 04:33 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

it's all my fault

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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201 posted 10-01-2003 04:59 PM       View Profile for gemjop   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for gemjop

they should!

heh (pathetic laugh)

Thanks for tryin mikey.

liza, your fault? what where when?
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202 posted 10-01-2003 05:09 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

Perhaps then, the best pizza is one that turns into a lover at 3 a.m.?

Um.... I just realized that could be taken the wrong way.

Eat cheese with DISCRETION.
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203 posted 10-01-2003 05:29 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

Last attempt to make gem laff:

So Justine Frischmann, Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn walk into a bar ...

You must be the drunk one! Those three would NEVER be seen together.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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204 posted 10-01-2003 06:06 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

so. how bored are we? I have to find a poem that 'speaks to me'

oh...how hard will that be

actualy I allready narrowed it down to two....

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
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205 posted 10-01-2003 06:13 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

Aren't you the bandleader of this loose aggregate of misfits and misbegots?

If so -- lead us back on track.
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206 posted 10-01-2003 06:14 PM       View Profile for gemjop   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for gemjop

ah yes! was justine frischmann from elastica? Blur! oh i have a feeling i went to a blur concert.

I thought of another oasic best~ Idlers dream.

I have strawberry bon bons!

life is getting a tiddly bit better.
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207 posted 10-01-2003 06:20 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

ok...we have a lot more to do anyways.

our first album was a hit so we are coming out with a second. I have an idea for a cover...who wants to decide the theme of this one?

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
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208 posted 10-01-2003 06:44 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

Taffy!
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209 posted 10-01-2003 07:02 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

heh..sticky and it glues your teath together.

I love it!

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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210 posted 10-01-2003 09:58 PM       View Profile for Aenimal   Email Aenimal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aenimal

Thanks Ron! grins the only thing spinning is my head..mmm pea soup i feel like crap and have a mood to go with it...grrrrrrrrr
the power of christ compels you!
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MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Justine Frischmann, that sneer
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212 posted 10-01-2003 10:07 PM       View Profile for Aenimal   Email Aenimal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aenimal

back to food:

Bittersweet Pastry

Cause it's a bittersweet pastry
that's pie
eat to many slices clog you arteries
and die
it tastes great
it tastes great
it tastes great
it tastes great
when it's pie a la mode
i l@ve pie a la mode

and theres a million different flavours
from cherry to tex mex...


ok ok i'll stop lawyers for the Stones and Verve are contacting me as we speak

[This message has been edited by Aenimal (10-02-2003 09:25 AM).]

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213 posted 10-02-2003 04:12 AM       View Profile for gemjop   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for gemjop

More like before the Spell Checkers come and get on your back. its pastry, not pastery.

ooooh i love being catty sometimes.

You win at checkers, I win at spelling. Fair? lol.
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214 posted 10-02-2003 09:27 AM       View Profile for Aenimal   Email Aenimal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aenimal

you're right. you're right my bad! but gem we chat, i've seen your spelling lol so let's call it a draw in terms of spelling. As for checkers you still sssstank..

[This message has been edited by Aenimal (10-02-2003 09:45 AM).]

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lol, *%$**!!!

I've got something really funny to show you, it just, is beyond me?
well less funny just more, whaaaa?

and today, i'm gonna work on the rest of that first part you showed me. admittedly, i haven't yet. it's like a replay of 'listen to round our way.' i will not be told.


Goodmorning everyone!

Today I am studying the ultrastructure of an animal cell.

snore.
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216 posted 10-02-2003 02:04 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

TAFFY

You can stretch it!
You can wear it!
Yes, I swear it's
Taffy!

You can jump it!
You can lump it!
You can junk it!
Taffy!

It's like an elastic,
breaking your teeth.
Who knew that plastic
could taste so sweet?

Candy-coat it!
River-boat it!
Rootbeer-float it!
Taffy!

Throw it up!
Throw it down!
Throw it out!
Taffy!

In case you don't know
how to waste it,
you can always
learn to taste it.

Taffy!
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217 posted 10-02-2003 02:34 PM       View Profile for Aenimal   Email Aenimal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aenimal

Smells like teen spearmint


Load up on gum
you and your friends
the bubble snapping
never ends

you're little group
of valley girls
always did make me
want to hurl

hello
hello
uh like
Helloooh
hello
hello
uh like
Hellooooh
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Taffy, there must be some military usages
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219 posted 10-02-2003 02:58 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

(chuckling) Raph..
Approved uses of Taffy for Military purposes as shown in paragraph b section 436 ( improvised solutions to real battlefield circumstances)

..... Taffy may be used to seal the small hole in any container that is needed to carry liquids. To be effective it should be partially chewed to activate then applied with effort made to push the softened taffy into the hole itself and through to the other side of the container forming a key which will achor it in place...

... taffy may also be used as a enticement to civilians encountered on the battle arena.
Such enticements should not be used to in any way take sexual advantage of the population nor as trade items for any artifacts that might be deemed historically significant.

... In extreme cases, any hard object, such as taffy may be used as a projectile in all 105MM field guns for short range troop destruction...

... Taffy is not approved for use in any shoulder held deliver system that is not first sprayed with PAM to reduce the build up of barrel deposits that eventaully create corrosion otherwise known as cavities.

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LMAO Bravo Ron! excellent recon there's a medal in this for you
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221 posted 10-02-2003 03:41 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

I think we should call our new album 'kids on red koolaid'

just cause they caught my attention.

and the taffy....I won't be eating that for a while.

smells like teen spearmint..oh that's a riot

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"
-Tool

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222 posted 10-02-2003 03:52 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

That's it! Ron's doing the liner notes!
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223 posted 10-02-2003 04:01 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

LOL.. sure squirrel dude... I can do liner notes. I just last night did notes on the liner of my trash can. Cleaning crew threw them out, so this morning, I didn't have my notes on a thousand and four excuses for not being hard at work on Thursday and had to improvise from memory..

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See, bon mots like that DESERVE to be all over our CDs.
 
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