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25 posted 11-07-2002 02:07 AM       View Profile for brian sites   Email brian sites   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian sites

ron?
I still have three in the
box
you sound like you need one
here ya go.......

how ya been, buddy?
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26 posted 11-07-2002 02:23 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

Well I think I have a few at home in the fridge... but thanks I'm about done here so maybe I'll take one of yours for the road...

I've been busy... working tonight and worked last night... but the nice part is then during the day I only have to work from home... ( chuckling)

Splllt..... glug glug.. ahhhhh...

yep... nothing like a cold one...

how you been?  Want to watch the tube?

Click....

Tonights coverage of last nights coverage of elections returns will return in just a moment.....

Click.... Call now and for the amazing price of 14.95 we will send not 1 not 2 but 3 of the revolutionary hair follicle replacement sets for men. This is a 399.99 dollar value for ONLY 14.95, but wait..that's not all! We'll also throw in a genuine scandanavian snowball wring and the deluxe Bass-O_matic.

Click...


You know... just not much good on the tube these days....


What you been up to?  Guess if the tube isn't working we'll have to do that stuff women make so much noise about..what is it..oh yeah..talk to each other... ( chuckling)

[This message has been edited by Cpat Hair (11-07-2002 02:26 AM).]

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27 posted 11-07-2002 02:35 AM       View Profile for brian sites   Email brian sites   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian sites

huh
me caveman
me no talk
huh
me watch sport game
huh


yeah
click
"sixpack abs for only....."
click

Ron?
now see?
look at this pretzel here
it's sposed to be a child praying, right?
them's that invented it?
but
you ever notice how
when you got sumpin on your mind
you just sort of stare at
inanity
and suddenly
you become aware of it
and you can see it
for what it is?

twisted dough
with salt
rubbed in
serenity blaze
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28 posted 11-07-2002 02:38 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

THAT'S IT...

You are now both doomed to the "lifetime" channel...

(chuckle...not even sure if that is the right name)

glug glug yerselves...

expletives...

pfffftttt...

hairs! Everywhere!

CLICK.
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29 posted 11-07-2002 02:51 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

this thread is wrong on so many levels even I am shocked.
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30 posted 11-07-2002 09:25 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

huh?... (cough)

oh Yeah...coffee... got to make coffee..

slrp slrp slrp slrp..

ppblk..... skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

tap tap...

slrp slrp slrp slrp..

hmmmmklmmmmmmklmmmmmmmklmmmmmmklm

(mental note need to fix fan in PC)

Hurry up.... come on machine....

tap tap tap....

Hey Bri...
never knew that about pretzels...
but as far as having something on my mind....
always...
trying to figure out now if I screwed up the machine set up last night and came in here rather than go look...

Want a cup of coffee by the way?

what's on your mind these days?

Hmmm staring at the inane.... now that is something I have practice at! Creating Inane...something I have even more practice at... ( chuckling) .. ( cough, cough)

Now... where was I?

(click)

Sports huh? caveman?

(what's wrong with this darned remote anyway?)

Click.....

click.....
click.....


Ah well... need to get myself busy anyway...

thanks for keeping me company Bri...
scratch.. scratch

gurgle gurgle...
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31 posted 11-07-2002 09:42 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

Ser... go away! you got nothing good to say and plan on limiting what channels we watch.... (chuckle) not to mention that hair ball you seem to be trying to hack up...

(geez) women.... can't even offer than a cold one or watch TV without them geting all riled up and thinking youre some kind of mental case.....

Maybe you and Bri should go talk sports since I've seen you go on and on about them semi pro football players you guys got down in Nawlins... and I don't know nothing about sports...

( feeling only slightly guilty that I am putting Bri in the hotseat her..while I sneak off)

(laughing)...


Sorry Bri... but you distract her and I'll go see if there is anything good on the tube..... by the time she gets through with you..I'll be awake enough to run...
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32 posted 11-07-2002 09:46 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

Chris... you disturbed???????? REALLY?????
(laughing)... I've known you were disturbed for quite some time now... and glad to see you recognize it finally..they say recognizing it in yourself is the first steps to recovery..  (chuckling)

Click..
  Weather this morning coming up in 9 minutes, meanwhile here are todays top stories:

Click..

I'm here to tell you that God has a message and that his love

Click..

Later this hour, we'll be talking with..

Click..

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33 posted 11-07-2002 12:32 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Here...HERE...

take the damned remote.

Watch CNN or something.

Just QUIT talking to yourself....

and fur balls?

coughing up fur balls?

*ahem*

With all of the scratching you two have been doing in here, I wouldn't bring up the subject of balls! (smiling sweetly)

*chuckle*

and oh...and by the way, I could use a good "distraction..."

Bri...? hmmm... BRI-AN! "c'mere baby...let's talk football...I've got a couple of new plays I wanna show ya"



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34 posted 11-07-2002 01:24 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

Huh? You say something Ser... (lord she talks a lot)....

Click...
On todays show our guests all say they have a had it with being treated as if they aren't here.

Click...
Oh Adam... you know the baby is yours... how can you walk away like this ( sob)...

Clcik...
  Time for Family feud!

Click...

daytime TV.... yuck...


Hmmm.... perhaps I'll sing....

You walk out the front door
like a ghost into the fog
where no one notices the contrast
of white on white..

Hush puppy...I'm sorry I hurt your ears...I'll shut up!


OK... well guess I can always go back to work... ( oh yeah..I have been working...)

Hmmmm....

Maybe another pot of coffee..

yeah that's it.... more coffee!!!!!


Ser! would you quit that mumbling!!!!!!!!
Go find Bri... or maybe Chris would like to talk to you about being disturbed...


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35 posted 11-08-2002 12:42 AM       View Profile for wranx   Email wranx   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wranx

*skreeeee?*
*ka-chonk*

hello?
HEL-lo-oh?

Hmmph!

Hmmm, last one

kra-pfsst
*glug*

*gluggluggluglug* *glug*

*kralanklrank* *chuck*        *Tatankle ank*


Ah geez,              ............Whiskey!?

*Chinketyclinker, clinket.*

*lup lup lup*

*sssip*     *sip*    ahhhhhh!

*click*
"Winona Ryder"*click*"plifting case"*click*"Ryder has been"*click*"Ms Ryd"*click*"guilty on"*click*click*click*click*CLICK*


*sssip*              *ssssip*  
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36 posted 11-08-2002 12:46 AM       View Profile for brian sites   Email brian sites   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian sites

ssshhhhpppppppftt
*glugglugglug*
ahhhhhhh!
"yeah---
she got purty eyes tho"
snort
sniff
scratch
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37 posted 11-08-2002 10:39 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

Skrrrrt....
clmmop

Hmmmm... looks like someone drank the last cold one. Good thing I stopped and brought some more.


clop clop clop

damn this sounds empty!

clop clop clop

Click..
Today's lead stories when we return
Click
Another suicide bomber
Click
President Bush in a press conference yesterday
Click
The UN security council is set to vote on
Click

clop clop clop

Skrrrrt....
clmmop


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38 posted 11-08-2002 01:14 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Yanno?

This can't be healthy...

*shaking my head*

I'm going to open these windows and let some fresh air and sunshine in here!

Hrrrmppph!

ARRRRRGGGGHHHH....(shielding eyes)

I forgot! I am a creature of darkness...Alas, to have found my demise for role-playing in a stupid internet thread for the sake of parody...

what a world...what a world...

*   *   *

glug glug

sniff...

hmmm.

Wizard of Oz?

CLICK
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39 posted 11-08-2002 01:50 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

In defense:

Exhibit A. Beetlejuice

Exhibit B. Heathers

And uh, exhibit C. tape of a pilfering from a *SAKS*. A Saks, for goddsssssake's!

Damn, she ain't one of us no mores (ifn' she ever be).  

*brrururp*

[This message has been edited by bsquirrel (11-08-2002 01:55 PM).]

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40 posted 11-08-2002 05:22 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

skrrrreeeettttt...
clmmop!

(mental note: oil that door hinge)

clop clop clop

Hey Mikey... she never was one of us... sorry dude... but then again not sure we are either....

where is that cold one? ah yes...

splffft....

glug glug...

Click.
  Stay tuned for more coverage on Iraq and what the Security Councils vote means

Click.
  Charges were filed today against the 43 year old father who shot his wife and 13 year old son. The woman is in fair condition today and reportedly has been told her son died as a result of the gunshot wounds.

Click.
  
glug glug glug

spffffft....

glug glug

wonder if anyone ever thought about white space, you know, like white noise... but white space... ( ouch).... need to quit trying to think....

glug glug

clop clop clop
skrrrreeeettttt...
clmmop!
(mental note: forget the oil..not sure I'm coming back)

clop clop clop

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41 posted 11-09-2002 12:19 AM       View Profile for brian sites   Email brian sites   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian sites

skrrrrreeeeeee
"jeezzzzzz
gotta fix that NOW"
psshh..pssshhh.ppppssssshhh
...............
mmmmmmm that's better

mmmmmmmhhmhmhmhmhhmh
psshhhfffffffffftt
gluglug
"what's this.......white space......."
hhmmmmm

alien
    sharp
jagged
   crowd
kaleidoscope
             shroud

kill the input
kill the input

a smaller corner
never existed
to find
myself
hidden

white

            space
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42 posted 11-10-2002 02:50 PM       View Profile for wranx   Email wranx   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wranx

Skreeet
cha-clat
(10W-40? 3in1?)   (bar soap!) (HERE!)

Sayyyy! someone put a rag on this place.

It was startin to look my shack
   (minus the dog hair)


Hmmm, looks like Rons' Bud Light
(He won't mind......?)

Ppfssst     gulp    gulp  

plop,        

*click* "chop the onion"
*click* "I'd like to ask the Speaker if" *click* "power of 600 oranges in every" *click* "second and short on the Eagles"

Oh yeah!

glug     slurp                glug

*scratch*             *shift*

glug  


BRraaaaapp!
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43 posted 06-05-2004 11:53 PM       View Profile for wranx   Email wranx   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wranx

*clatch*

*screeee?*

clop     clop     clop

Damn! no ones been in here since I watched that Eagles game.
(wonder if I left any cold ones in the fridge)

clop    clop   clop   *shuff*

MMMMmm Bud lights!  (old but cold)
Thanks Ron, ol' buddy, ol' pal


Now, all the ladies are hanging out in serenity's quilting bee, fitting each other for tiaras....I'll just kick back an' see whats on the tube.

*flummp*

*click*..5 American G.Is were killed in an abus..*click*"..ald Reagon has died after a years-long battle with Alzhei..*click*..versary of the D-day invasion..*click*

Ah geez

*snort*

           *scratch*
    

        zzzzzz   ZZZ zzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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44 posted 06-05-2004 11:56 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Old but cold...sounds like my ex husband!
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45 posted 06-06-2004 11:41 PM       View Profile for brian sites   Email brian sites   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian sites

*skkkreeee......*
fmp...
tinktink...spphllsffttt

gluggluglgug

"ahhhhhhhhh..."

"hey dude....
guess what?
they gave me a tiara...
I'm a member now...."

glugglugglug

"ain't that somthin?"

rattleytinktink

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46 posted 06-07-2004 09:02 AM       View Profile for Allysa   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allysa

*grabs remote*

click
7 strangers picked to live in a..

click
Today on The Bachelor..

click
For $10,000, the contestants must now eat...

click
Outplay..Outwit..Outlast..

click
"Is this Tuna or Chicken?"...

click
...went from 250lbs down to 145lbs, our professional team of plastic surgeons will now talk about the transformation process...

click
...what do you think, Simon?

click

I think I'm done with reality tv.
DeVine, got any soda?

[This message has been edited by Allysa (06-07-2004 12:41 PM).]

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47 posted 06-07-2004 09:19 AM       View Profile for Michelle_loves_Mike   Email Michelle_loves_Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michelle_loves_Mike

LOL, OMG Dude, that was too funny, Im just picturing the birth of this work, after a desperate search of the waves, I dig it, I have yumpty nine chanels,,,,and there's never anything to watch!

Michelle

I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike

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48 posted 06-07-2004 11:02 AM       View Profile for wranx   Email wranx   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wranx

*shaking head*

Dude, dude, dooooood!
Take that thing off yer punkin!

ya look?...well?...It just doesn't suit ya.

Here, have a coldy, put yer feet up...Ya been through a lot...yer just not yerself yet.

(Wimmen!)


Pffsstt!
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I must've missed the memo about the kniting/quilting/something that involves things i can't do...

oh well..

I'll just hang out with the guys today..

*puts feet up*
 
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