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Sven
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0 posted 10-11-2001 08:37 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

The other line moves faster.

(Please add your own)  

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

Elizabeth
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1 posted 10-11-2001 11:39 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Um...the grass is always greener on the other side....

God bless America, my home sweet home.

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2 posted 10-12-2001 12:21 AM       View Profile for Krawdad   Email Krawdad   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Krawdad

The hurrier you go, the behinder you get.
      
  

"As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it." Wendell Berry

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3 posted 10-12-2001 08:16 AM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

To a dog you're family.
To a cat you're staff.

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree

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4 posted 10-12-2001 06:11 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

The Phone always rings when you're busy doing something    

Sven
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5 posted 10-12-2001 08:40 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

The odds that a piece of toast will land butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

wayoutwalt
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6 posted 10-17-2001 08:01 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

the parrot that talks
repeats my words!
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7 posted 10-17-2001 06:35 PM       View Profile for sunshinemist   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sunshinemist

     ~He who hesitates is lost~

smiles ~Marie~
happiness is contentment of the heart

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8 posted 10-18-2001 10:59 AM       View Profile for Dee   Email Dee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dee

The most likely time to get an itch is when you can't scratch  

I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand

cherish
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swimming in fairy floss.......


9 posted 10-18-2001 09:26 PM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

The moblie phone will ALWAYS ring when youre in the toilet  

It will ALWAYS rain on the day you wash, dry and polish your car  

A child coo-ing or squealing will always bring a smile to your face  

All essays, assesments, assignments, presentations for all your subjects will always be due in the same week  

Too much candy cuts your tounge  

The bus is always late when youve got an exam  

That $100 note will always look bigger and more significant in your daughters then in yours  

and i cant think of anymore right now Sven, but ill be back with more  

see the glass crack like a flower opening



Elizabeth
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10 posted 10-19-2001 10:50 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Cherish? I don't know of many people who spend their time IN the toilet. Then again, everyone's different.....

God bless America, my home sweet home.

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11 posted 10-22-2001 09:39 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Your hair will dry faster when you are NOT late.

When you break up with someone all your friends will be out - and their mobiles switched off.

Socks will go missing even when you make a point of carefully putting them in the wash one by one.

Pens will magically appear in your bag or house...and cats will NOT hug you when you need them to...

K
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12 posted 10-22-2001 09:48 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

lol@Kamie

I like the socks part, ain't it soooooo true  

l o est mon amour?
donde est mi amour?
wo ist meine Liebe?

Sven
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13 posted 10-22-2001 08:55 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

I hate cats like that K!  

how about a hug from me. . . will that help??  



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14 posted 10-23-2001 07:15 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

"too much candy cuts your tongue"

???? ???

please explain. . .

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15 posted 10-23-2001 09:54 PM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

LOL...sorry liz. ...ON!  

sven, have you ever had the urge to eat your way through a whole pack of candy? when you do, you end up with little cuts on your tongue- it HURTS! go on try it...


~it never rains heavily when you bring your umbrella, but when you leave it at home...

~everybody you know is online when youre realy busy, but when youve got the whole afternoon off...

~you must fall at least once in your new shoes...i hate that!




"......",said the wise mute.

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Groceries bought this week will always go on big sale next week  

l o est mon amour?
donde est mi amour?
wo ist meine Liebe?

Sven
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17 posted 10-24-2001 10:51 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

are you trying to tell me that candy is sharp????



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18 posted 10-25-2001 11:34 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

That happens to me when I'm eating tart, fruity candies, like Mike and Ike's or Sour Patch kids. My mouth was sooo sore....

God bless America, my home sweet home.

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19 posted 10-25-2001 12:28 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

The one time you REALLY need to get somewhere in a hurry, you will be followed for miles by a traffic cop.

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree

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20 posted 10-26-2001 06:05 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

Hey..I can back Lizzy up on the sore tongue thing ESPECIALLY when eating the candy she mentioned.   The roughness makes the tongue raw, and if yer a biter of hard candy like me, your tongue can get cut or be sore from that. LOL! See..Liz?   They all thought you were nuts til I got here!     Want I should smack em around for ya?  

Sometimes the heart needs the solace of solitude and silence.

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21 posted 10-26-2001 11:10 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

you cut your own tongue with hard candy???

now I've seen it all. . .  

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cherish
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22 posted 11-01-2001 12:28 AM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

LOL...see what i mean john?!?..there you CAn cut yer tongue with the sweet boiled sugar things...nasty little devils... ...



"......",said the wise mute.

Elizabeth
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23 posted 11-01-2001 12:01 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Feel free to whack 'em, Jenn. I give my permission!  

God bless America, my home sweet home.

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24 posted 11-02-2001 12:11 AM       View Profile for Isis   Email Isis   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Isis's Home Page   View IP for Isis

A watched kettle never boils!!

Those that dance must pay the fiddler!!

The night you are stressed to the max, exhausted beyond all comprehension, is always undoubtedly the night your child throws up continuously  

The older you get the wiser you get!!!!
Isis
 
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