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Temptress
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25 posted 11-02-2001 12:43 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

*JENN WHACKS SVEN*

*then reminds everyone that Elizabeth gave permission to do so, and any claims to be filed should be against her because I WAS PAID!*  

Sometimes the heart needs the solace of solitude and silence.

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26 posted 11-02-2001 09:40 PM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

Ohhh that hurtin' candy tongue ... many a bag of "Sweet Tarts" will do it every time, I know that feeling too well Cherish, LOL  ... ouch!  

and ...

The last piece of popcorn will always get stuck in your teeth ...  
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27 posted 11-03-2001 05:06 PM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

- No matter how many drinks you've had the last one was off...
-Students never have any food other than salad cream, vinegar and stale bread
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28 posted 11-03-2001 07:46 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

OUCH!!!!  

hey. . . you always do what other people tell you to do???

I mean, sheesh. . . I never heard of cutting your TONGUE with hard candy ok???  So sue me!!!!

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

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29 posted 11-03-2001 11:30 PM       View Profile for Isis   Email Isis   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Isis's Home Page   View IP for Isis

One that I was reminded of today ...

   Laughter is the best medicine!!!


Isis
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30 posted 11-19-2001 01:40 AM       View Profile for Yu Lan   Email Yu Lan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Yu Lan

Someone always asks you a question when you have your mouth full

It's always when someone's watching that you make the mistakes!

Oh, I've been away form this place too long..   But it's holidays now! So maybe I can come here a little more often?!

It's nice to share - kiss someone when you have a cold.

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31 posted 11-19-2001 11:12 AM       View Profile for Apachecat906   Email Apachecat906   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Apachecat906

Two wrongs don't make it right
(or three or seven or fourty four)

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours
(or it just had nothing better to do)

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32 posted 11-19-2001 11:37 AM       View Profile for Apachecat906   Email Apachecat906   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Apachecat906

Im sorry I just realized I'm not supposed to post in here cuz I'm not a senior citizen. Oops, my fault.  
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33 posted 11-19-2001 07:46 PM       View Profile for Dee   Email Dee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dee

Apachecat906
"if it doesn't, it never was. Or if it just lies there on the couch watching tv and eating, you either gave birth to it or married it."



Dee

I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand

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34 posted 11-19-2001 10:17 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

hey Apache, don't let that "senior" throw you. . . give me some more!!!

Just when you think that they can't. . . they do. . .

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

cherish
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swimming in fairy floss.......


35 posted 11-22-2001 07:38 PM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

i hear you kit!

~ sitting at the computer for hours on end (primarily in passions of course ) makes your shoulder hurt.

~ never say never

~ the glass is always half full

~ you will always stutter or mess up your otherwise immaculate grammar in front of your *ahem* crush.





i luve mi con-tray! lyke a big an brown stetch olan wiv losa sun!


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36 posted 12-07-2001 01:42 AM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

"The things that come to those that wait,
are the things left by those who got there first"

[This message has been edited by Irie (edited 12-07-2001).]

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37 posted 12-07-2001 06:14 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

College teaches students 100 ways of cooking Ramen Noodles  

l o est mon amour?
donde est mi amour?
wo ist meine Liebe?

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38 posted 12-08-2001 12:01 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Just when a think ya got 'em trained, once again they trash your office and take down the curtains. (The 2 cats some "kind" soul gave to me)

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree

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39 posted 12-08-2001 06:41 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
...  
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40 posted 12-09-2001 09:34 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

The button marked "push" usually requires to be pulled. . .

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

cherish
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41 posted 12-11-2001 02:39 AM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

VVVHHHAT sven?....pulling buttons?





i luve mi con-tray! lyke a big an brown stetch olan wiv losa sun!


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42 posted 12-11-2001 04:02 AM       View Profile for Siofra   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Siofra

I'm going to echo cherish here..
I don't understand, Sven!
  


I am many.

[This message has been edited by Siofra (edited 12-11-2001).]

Sudhir Iyer
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43 posted 12-11-2001 06:54 AM       View Profile for Sudhir Iyer   Email Sudhir Iyer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sudhir Iyer

"Too much talk takes one's attention away from listening."

"A quote grabs attention while an end-quote gets the mind to start thinking."

"Truth is relative to time, place and person."

"If life develops around the art of thinking, then life must be lawless for there are no rules to what and when one should think about whatever comes to mind."

"Opinions should be formed on first impressions -- not judgements." (But the difference between the two is very minor. Therefore, you shall always be proved wrong for forming your opinions.)

"Many have declared Love is God and I don't disagree. Nobody has seen either, but many have felt both."

"There are many laws in life, that we think are laws, but very few of them actually make any sense. Except Murphy's Laws!"  

"Ask me to stop talking, because I talk too much. I do not wish not to be able to listen."  

"If your neighbour has a dog, you should get one too. Otherwise the neighbour's dog will feel very lonely."

"The above quoted law of life is probably the truest of them all; there is no ultimate truth."

have a nice day!
regards,
sudhir
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44 posted 12-11-2001 11:33 AM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

No matter which window your dog puts his head out, you will always end up with drool down your back.  

"Always keep focus on your dreams because most often than not that's all you'll have." - Javier

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45 posted 12-12-2001 09:28 AM       View Profile for Apachecat906   Email Apachecat906   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Apachecat906

E=MC2

I don't understand it, like I don't understand any of the other rules of life.  So all I can do is believe it.  
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46 posted 12-12-2001 06:21 PM       View Profile for anonymous albert ?   Email anonymous albert ?   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymous albert ?

LIVE.

[This message has been edited by anonymous albert ? (edited 12-12-2001).]

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47 posted 12-12-2001 11:27 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Energy=Mass X C (the speed of light) 2(squared)

Einstein's Theory of Relativity. . . and it's a very important law. . .

and yes. . . why do we have these laws anyway???  and. . . why don't they make sense????    

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

[This message has been edited by Sven (edited 12-12-2001).]

 
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