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Elizabeth
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0 posted 10-10-2001 03:20 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Never walk across the living room in the dark. You may collide with a piano.

God bless America, my home sweet home.

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1 posted 10-10-2001 04:55 PM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

ROFL ... I've been there, and done that one Elizabeth ... OUCH!  

[This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 10-10-2001).]

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2 posted 10-10-2001 08:34 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Sven's 3 Rules of Lost Objects

1. Everything that you've lost is probably where you last left it.

2. If it's not there, it's probably somewhere else.

3. If you still can't find it, you probably didn't really need it anyway.

LOL  

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3 posted 10-11-2001 04:39 AM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

LMFAO@Elizabeth
Oh yes, know that feeling too well  

LOL@Sven
So practical and so true.  

"I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you"
Nelly Furtado - On the radio

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4 posted 10-11-2001 05:57 AM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

Remember to walk in the dark at least occasionally. You may just collide with a pianist, and learn to make beautiful music together.  
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5 posted 10-11-2001 08:36 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

that never happens to me Ron. . . I always collide with the sustain pedal. . .  

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Elizabeth
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6 posted 10-11-2001 11:46 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Ron, what's a pianist doing in in my living room at night, playing music in a dark room? lol  

God bless America, my home sweet home.

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7 posted 10-12-2001 12:21 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Me ??
I'm taking Ron's advice~
Yeah ! !
~*Marge*~

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When lying in bed feel your sides first before you turn, you might be at the edge already    

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9 posted 10-15-2001 04:43 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

When walking along a camp trail......watch out for bees.....cuz they string....really badly.  
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10 posted 11-03-2001 11:47 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

what do they string? Christmas lights up on the house? Sorry Dopey couldn't resist
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11 posted 11-04-2001 09:48 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

haha  

l o est mon amour?
donde est mi amour?
wo ist meine Liebe?

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LOL  
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LOL..on that note...dont try squashing bees with your sandals either  





BUM!


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14 posted 11-19-2001 01:45 AM       View Profile for Yu Lan   Email Yu Lan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Yu Lan

Yeah.. my brother did that..
AND, speaking of Christmas lights, if your cat has a weak bowel, don't leave your Christmas tree lying around - a couple of years ago we were left a gift under the tree, courtesy of cat. ^_^

It's nice to share - kiss someone when you have a cold.

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15 posted 11-19-2001 04:28 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Ron I have a piano, but no pianist--perhaps if I had a pianist I could locate the piano in the dark! (and sigh...I swear Ron, I'm not bad, everything just comes out sounding that way!)   ?
 
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