Callington, Cornwall, England
Uhmmmm hiya. You see that maple tree you're sitting under? Well, it's like this. I'm a tree surgeon you see and I've been contracted to prune it. I don't suppose you could move your tent please? No? You don't want to? hmmmm. ok, well try not to let any of the bits of tree I chop off hit you then.
Like my chainsaw? Noisy isn't it? ~broom broom~ SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU FOR MY CHAINSAW!
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan