This reminded me of a story.
Well, not really a story, but sort of a tip should you ever happen to go bar slumming down the Belle Chase Highway here in Louisiana.
There is a little tavern called "Verna's", and should you (god/dess forbid) find yourself in a circumstance that such a place would seem inviting to you, there's a little secret that will get you a free drink.
The bartender will know you are new (trust me) and so he/she will ask you,
"What kind of animal are you?"
and yep, the correct answer is a turtle.
I'm not sure how helpful the info is, but should you ever feel the desire to get drunk with a bunch of turtles, that would be the place.
serenity's travel tip #287