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Midnitesun
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0 posted 06-08-2003 04:04 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Midnitesun


Those Brita filters.
They rid your water of junk.
Are there whole life Britas?

© Copyright 2003 Kathleen Kacy Stafford - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 06-08-2003 06:20 PM       View Profile for fractal007   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for fractal007

hahah, nice funny poem.

2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2
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2 posted 06-08-2003 07:17 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

Hey, how the heck are you? Long time no see. Thanks for sharing my Brita laughter.

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (06-08-2003 07:17 PM).]

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3 posted 06-10-2003 10:25 AM       View Profile for ESP   Email ESP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ESP

Hey if you're bringing out a line of brita life filters, can I order a set????
Heheh thanks for a laugh
Luv, Liz xxx

"Gorge the honey from life, and live through the stomach aches knowing they will pass..." ~Liz Pinard 2003~

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4 posted 06-10-2003 10:40 AM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

Sure Liz. Best part is?
they're FREE!
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5 posted 06-10-2003 07:00 PM       View Profile for Larry C   Email Larry C   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Larry C's Home Page   View IP for Larry C

Hey do any of those brita life filter work in a reverse osmisis mode...if you know what I mean.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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6 posted 06-11-2003 01:37 AM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

LOL at your brita joke, Larry.
It was a joke, wasn't it?

hey, you wanna do some stretching exercises with me at 5AM???
me neither!
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7 posted 06-11-2003 04:58 PM       View Profile for Larry C   Email Larry C   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Larry C's Home Page   View IP for Larry C

Depends are you wearing that camelhair bikini?

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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8 posted 06-18-2003 01:29 PM       View Profile for Local Parasite   Email Local Parasite   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Local Parasite's Home Page   View IP for Local Parasite

ptth... lame!  

Gave me a laugh... thanks for the quick read though, MidniteSun.  

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9 posted 06-18-2003 02:57 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

Larry, LOL. (maybe)

LP, lame?!!! ROTFLMAO. Whaddya want, genius EVERY time? glad to hear your laugh
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10 posted 07-07-2003 11:43 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Yeah they are called divorces LOL.  You nut!  Those are the best filters I know of and you simply dispose of them when you are finished with them.
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I'm with Mysteria on that one Midnitesun!

Great, cute, little write.

Much enjoyed this morning!
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12 posted 07-08-2003 01:27 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

LOL at your reply, Sharon. I think you are right!

angel, thanks! yes, they are good filters and we need millions of them these days
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kacy

send me one when ya get one puhleeeese!

Instant karma's gonna get you.

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14 posted 08-10-2003 06:09 PM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

heh I really enjoyed reading this peice, thanks for sharing this with us

Andy
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Now now what fun would life be without all the junk?
Why . . . Oh My . . . I think I just defined happiness!!!!

LOL . . . made me smile
again
thanks Kacy
xxoo
 
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