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Poet deVine
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0 posted 09-14-2002 01:17 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Poet deVine

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,63048,00.html

I really couldn’t help it
The subject was too clever
A pop up urinal that
Flushes without a lever

Invented by a Dutchman
Schimmel is his name
And now the world of peeing
Will never be the same

Downing brewskies in a bar
you hear the last bell’s round
Outside in the street ‘in need’
Is it doorway or on the ground?

this cylinder of stainless steel
under manhole cover feigned
rises up for men to use
as kidney relief is gained
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1 posted 09-14-2002 10:45 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

ROFL

This is just an example of what happens when 1) you have too much time on your hands, and 2) there are no near by alleys.



Heh...love the poem though, PdV. What will they think of next.....
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2 posted 09-14-2002 10:56 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

They are trying to get away from public urination, but isn't this just controlled public urination? There are no doors on this thing!!!
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This is the ideal solution for Mardi Gras!!! At least for the MEN! But anything that'll keep them outta the porta potties is FINE with me! Geez...you'd think a hose would give them more control, huh? This deVine poetry at its giggling best!
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4 posted 09-16-2002 06:32 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

Ah Fox news,
that bastion of everything we didn't need knowing.

Loved this lighter side, Sharon.
Write write write write write
s'more.

Mikey
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LOL too funny Sharon, read the addy too.  

Too early for the rainbow, too early for the dove These are the final days, this is the darkness, this is the flood
L cohen

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Sharon

Most amazing what comes up when the need arises...loved the poem!
 
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