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0 posted 05-18-2002 12:45 AM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for bsquirrel

Ah met a man.
He lived in a garbage can.
His name wasn't garbage can man.
It was He-Muse!

He had a sun.
But not one by birth.
Just one in the sky
under which he'd snooze.

He had a wife.
She had a wife.
We all had wives
except for He-Muse.

He rides his bike.
It's a Tonka trike.
I stole it 'cause I don't like
the He-Muse!

But the He-Muse, he likes me.
And he says so on his knee.
He likes to say please with a giant P.
That He-Muse -- get away from me!

He-Muse!
He-Muse!
He-Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!

(drum roll exit)

She said burn ... together.
-TON

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1 posted 05-18-2002 12:47 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I think YOUR word - bizarre - suits this reply!! LOL
bsquirrel
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2 posted 05-18-2002 12:49 AM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

I've lost my marbles. Somebody he'p m' find 'em.

She said burn ... together.
-TON

[This message has been edited by bsquirrel (05-18-2002 12:50 AM).]

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3 posted 05-18-2002 12:52 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

i think they's done all gone down the drain already! LOL
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4 posted 05-18-2002 12:53 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

He-Muse!
He-Muse!
He-Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!


I do hope this is not the mating call of the black squirrel! ROFLMAO....

loving this...and ticked off that I am late too...sigh
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5 posted 05-18-2002 12:55 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I already helped you find your nuts, don't count on me to help find your marbles.
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6 posted 05-18-2002 12:56 AM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

Rosebud?

ROOOOOOSEBUUUUUUD?

She said burn ... together.
-TON

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7 posted 05-18-2002 01:20 AM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

I think I'm scared.
bsquirrel
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8 posted 05-18-2002 03:13 PM       View Profile for bsquirrel   Email bsquirrel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bsquirrel

Oh believe me, Duncan, you missed quite the party of the mind last night.

She said burn ... together.
-TON

 
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