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Poet deVine
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0 posted 05-28-2001 03:33 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Poet deVine

In a discussion with serenity about a trip to Cuba, I told her that Ron and I would go down there and take over the country and declare it as a PiP Sovereign!! Serenity said I'd be known as Sharona Perona and this is the poetic discussion that ensued.


Sharona Perona sells her Corona
to Americans who need a stogie
she'll sell to those from New Orleans
from Vegas and LA and Skokie

all of her leaves are specially cured
a flavor of remininence
each toke atasting of love unprocured
and worth every precious cent!


from first quick puff
to last slow drag
her Corona will turn you on
but before you smoke it
before you toke it
you have to take it from Ron

Remember it's 3:30 A.M!!!!

[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 05-28-2001).]

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1 posted 05-28-2001 09:14 AM       View Profile for JLR   Email JLR   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JLR

Your finest work, Ms. Perona.  It's much too early to be laughing this hard!
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Corona? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm that stuff tastes like utter poo poo  
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Oh lord, I better quit writing now if this is my 'finest work'!!


And Dopey, please tell me how you know what poopoo takes like....
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Fidel was not informed abot this American presentin Cuba report at once to the presidents office you evil American. If your intentions are for poetry and not capitalism maybe we can arrange not to haveyou deproted back to your (CENSORED) country

"you are what you own in this land, you can be king and it all depends on the view and what you can see"  Whipping boy

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HUH? Duh? whaddidIdoonow?

ROFLMAO...  
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6 posted 05-29-2001 12:39 AM       View Profile for JLR   Email JLR   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JLR

Was just joshin' whicha!
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..

yeah... nice work PDV, didn't know ya had it in ya.  
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sharona perona...

interesting.



me likes.

/jen/

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*starts laughing* I love it!!!
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Your closeted skeletons are quite humorous, Sharon. Miss ya.

Mikey
 
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