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A few limericks. (give me a break, these things are tough!)

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Allan Riverwood
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There once was a fellow named Ben
Whose weight was a hundred and ten
So he went to Morocco
and ate a big taco
And never was hungry again

A girl that I know who's named Carly
is cooler than the coolest harley
she's cute and she's smart
I love every part
She's sweeter than beer without barley

I once met a girl named Marie
who was lovely as lovely could be
she had wavy hair
and fashion with flair
and wrote all the best poetry

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Hmmm...what to say! Well Allan, I believe these are your pest pieces of poetry yet. I was left in a state of utter amazement. The words, oh the words, so beautiful..excuse me while I wipe my tears......As in the words of the great Dopey_Dope..."erm......no."
Cute.
~Carly

"The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake."
- Leonardo da Vinci

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I love limericks Allan ... you've done an excellent job, great flow!
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Hee hee... this is my new addiction...

Kiley's the queen of all girls
She dances, she spins and she twirls
She seems really nice
But you should think twice!
Just watch as her evil unfurls!
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These were quite fun to read. I like these limericks.....

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

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You've done well with these ones Allan R.
They flow fine but the best part by far
what's been pulled from your head
will by all soon be read
who knows you might become a big star !
Doc
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I'm sorry I missed this the first time around... awwww you used me!!!
I like this a WHOLE lot.. and not because my name is mentioned, although that helps.. hehe!
These are fun to read.. I should try writing one sometime.  Hmm.. hehe!  Very nice, very nice indeedy!
Talk to you later

--Marie

subconsciously, i think i can eat so much to make my stomach hurt, instead of my heart.

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