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A Royal Rooster's Tale (for all my crazy Stute friends)

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Andrew Scott
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0 posted 02-15-2001 05:45 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Andrew Scott

Gather round my Stuteous friends
For it will be told a tall tale
Of Andrew Scott, the Crayon King
And why he wears a Rooster's tail.

The Crayon King
Ruler East Wing
Was hangin' down at the Pub
Was cuttin' a rug
Was jitterin' the bug
Drinkin' blue gin by the tub

Then Justin N
With toothy grin
Did hit the remote most foul
And where danced the King
Was a thing with wing
A free range Foster Farms fowl

From there stuff got weird
The Jeanie they feared
Was the blink that caused it all
Then Drew flew the coop
Afraid of the soup
Being placed on the menu wall

To the basement he flew
In a blue gin stew
He laid dozens of egg sapphire
Then hatched was his plan
Against Justin Clan
An omelet 200 proof fire

Dawning a disguise
To fool Justin eyes
Two rubber gloves Andrew did sport
With both of them red
Put one on his head
The other Drew stuck to his port

But plans went awry
The clan did not buy
The remote Andrew failed to get
The only prize won
Was the spell Jinn spun
Making Drew's disguise permanent

So now you know why
King Rooster am I
In these feathers I strut the Stute
The only good thing
Being Rooster King
Is Red thinks my cocktail is cute.

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1 posted 02-16-2001 08:32 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

But soft what rooster crows this morn
in colored guise of feathers fowl
It is the king " Andrew the wise "
who seeks the " Lady Red " forlorn .

And I the humble " Doc " wouldst set
this heinous wrong again to rights
concentrate oh my king my friend
and focus on this bauble bright

You're getting sleepy roostered one
your eye-lids feel as if of lead
I'll count to three and when 'tis done
we'll have a look inside your head !

GADZOOKS ! The problem's obvious !
No poult you are , you're one of us !
Discard that rubber helm and stern
your keep it's time that you must earn
Resume your former self post-haste
a stew awaits your sense of taste
for without such it's gone real flat
and I know who I'm talking at
you are no rooster , yes it's true
you're freed from feathers ," Sir Andrew "

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-17-2001).]
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2 posted 02-16-2001 10:27 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

These renew my faith in Prozac!!! LOL
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3 posted 02-18-2001 01:07 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

This was a VERY VERY fun read. Nicely written....what an exceptional piece!

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
Dark Angel
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4 posted 03-23-2001 11:17 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Well this is very clever isnt it?
wahooo a fun read indeed

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5 posted 04-27-2001 01:51 AM       View Profile for anonymous albert ?   Email anonymous albert ?   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymous albert ?

also a very enjoying read
thanks for sharing
and keep writing


death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. -norman cousins

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6 posted 04-27-2001 11:22 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Quite original.     
I really enjoyed it, the tone is marvelous, it made me smile.

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  

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