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Christopher
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Sometimes I drink out of the toilet.

The End
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LoveBug
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1 posted 02-01-2001 10:10 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

Hehe... cute little piece, Romeo!

"Where there is great love there are always miracles" -Cather
"Love heals everything, and love is all there is"- Zukav


Romy
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2 posted 02-01-2001 10:23 PM       View Profile for Romy   Email Romy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Romy

Well now I'm curious, is there going to be a sequel? LOL!
Poet deVine
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3 posted 02-01-2001 10:47 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I would like to give you a constructive critique...don't take up comedy as a profession...and you DO write - I'm waiting for that novel you know!!
Elizabeth
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4 posted 02-01-2001 11:09 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

How about:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I drink out of the toilet,
Why don't you?

Well, you asked for critique....

Elizabeth
Martie
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5 posted 02-02-2001 12:16 AM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Christopher--Sometimes you got to do what you got to do.  
Elizabeth Cor
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6 posted 02-02-2001 06:15 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

~holds face in hands~ I cannot BELIEVE you put this up here.
Irish Rose
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7 posted 02-02-2001 08:15 AM       View Profile for Irish Rose   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irish Rose

It's ok Christopher, to call the plumber to fix the kitchen faucet!!!!

"I walked beside the evening sea And dreamed a dream that could not be." George William Curtis


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8 posted 02-02-2001 03:04 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

What a coincidence...so does my boyfriend! and C?  I've been waiting a long time to do this to you!

[This message has been edited by serenity (edited 02-02-2001).]
Christopher
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awww...c'mon you peoples... I wuz just playin' 'round!
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10 posted 02-03-2001 11:41 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*woofs*

You and me have a lot in common then.



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
Colin
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11 posted 02-04-2001 06:32 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

I really don't think toilet humor is appropriate for this forum, try Adult!

hehehehehe just kidding!  

Colin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
Gene
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12 posted 02-04-2001 05:31 PM       View Profile for Gene   Email Gene   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Gene's Home Page   View IP for Gene

Elizabeth,
I think he should leave it just the way it is. Adding the fourth line, it won't be a Haiku any more.  
Christopher
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Haiku?

I think NOT!

This is definitely a sonnet.
Elizabeth Cor
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14 posted 02-05-2001 09:08 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

Actually, I believe it's called "pla·gia·rism". Which is sort of skippy in this case, don'tcha think?
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15 posted 02-05-2001 11:09 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Perhaps now you'll agree, that not just the seat of the toilet should be kept down, but also, the LID.

" Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
T.S. Eliot

Sunshine
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16 posted 02-05-2001 11:25 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

shaking head

christopher, christopher, christopher....
JOY 14
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17 posted 02-05-2001 10:20 PM       View Profile for JOY 14   Email JOY 14   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JOY 14's Home Page   View IP for JOY 14

*laughing*

Joy

Our doubts are traitors,
And make us loose the good we oft might win
By fearing to attempt.
~Shakespeare
Christopher
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18 posted 02-06-2001 09:14 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

well it is fresh water...
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19 posted 02-09-2001 10:34 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Does your toilet have the blue stuff in it?  That could make it dangerous you know

I see no changes, wake up in the morning I ask myself, "Is life worth living or should I blast myself" TUPAC SHAKUR


Michael
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20 posted 02-11-2001 11:31 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

ARGHH!!!!

I came here to find quality poetry and then I stumble on to this....

I may never write again...


Michael
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21 posted 02-13-2001 08:29 PM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Only sometimes...?

Undoubtedly your best work to date. Publish, I say!

Me
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22 posted 02-14-2001 10:01 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL! You took me off guard with this one Chris! Just make sure the water isn't yellow before that first big gulp
Christopher
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23 posted 02-15-2001 01:52 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

It was a joke.

Really.

I swear!

kaile
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24 posted 03-02-2001 03:29 AM       View Profile for kaile   Email kaile   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for kaile

well this did give me a chuckle
 
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