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I'm Not a Dirty Old Man

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Auguste
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I'm Not a Dirty Old Man

by Michael


Iím eighty eight and still have hair
and still some teeth to chew my food,
a little gray, just here and there,
but Iím still a good looking dude.

Well, just about four months ago,
when my wife let me out a bit,
some lady smiled and winked at me.
My legs felt weak, I had to sit.

I dreamed about her late that night.
My heart beat so, I thought Iíd die.
I need to settle these old nerves.
Next time Iíll cover up one eye.

I still have lots of things theyíd like.
At least, I like to think I do.
Just how do you talk to a girl?
Been so long, I donít have a clue.

I donít want you to think Iím scared.
I still have eyes that roam a bit,
but thought of dating one these days,
just wears me out, Iíd rather sit.

I think Sandra Bullochís a babe
and what a smile with all those teeth.
I thought I'd write her a love poem,
but know my wife would give me grief.

Donít think Iím a dirty old man.
Itís not my fault that ladies look.
Of chasing one, I have no plan.
Iíd rather sit and read a book.

Hey Marge, have you seen my glasses
and have you seen my partial plate?
I left it in the glass last night
when I was staying up so late.

Now my wife still has the right stuff,
but that gravity sure is mean.
We married sixty years ago.
She was the cutest thing Iíd seen.

But even so, sheís aged real well.
I wouldnít have another girl.
Sheís prettier than all the rest
and just as rare as an old pearl.

Michael Auguste~
There is more depth to the heart than the mind can comprehend and it only has boundaries when we choose to fence it in.††

© Copyright 2002 Michael Auguste - All Rights Reserved
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Michael--

Put your teeth in, honey, and let's go dancing.  I love older men!

You got me smiling with this one.
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Michael,I smiled all the way through on this. I loved it!




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"always have a smile on your face it makes people wonder what you`re up to:

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Michael,

    LOL.. this is to cute.  Nothing wrong with having some spunk no matter what age I greatly enjoyed.. ya made me laugh

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
†††† - Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

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Michael,
You look good for 88! LOL We never really grow old you know... Fun write. Truth more fun than fiction.
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laughing here, okay so you're not OLD...lol
Thank you, dear Michael for a grin on grim Monday!
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oo yuh!
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enjoyed this clever review
of the boy of man
being a boy

well done
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no need for viagra here...........
a pretty good prescription.
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why don't I come over and sit on your lap and you can read that book to me?! hee hee.....love it Michael.....(((hugs)))
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(smiles) Soooooooo beautiful, sweet friend, the beauty of true love is timeless and your loving heart shines with eternal beauty and trust to your love in this wonderful poem! (big hugggsssss) We all love you so much, sweet friend, this is gorgeous! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Michael, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton
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Michael~

an indepth look at love and growing old together....nice...


Lauren~

Step through the
barrier of my mind,
enter my soul,
feel my desire,
let my eyes guide you
into the shadows
of my heart

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Real cute poem
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HAHAHAHA big   Auguste, so here is what my grandson tells me when he wants to wrestle with me and I tell him I am too old. "Grandma your not old, your an antique, and mommie says antiques are valuable."
LOL loved this poem, floria

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But die with all their music in them"
(Oliver Wendell Holmes)

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LOL Michael. This was adorable and sweet
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Very very cite, I really enjoyed it
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Oh very well, you aren't a DOM, just a tender hearted lusty longing looker. What a fun read, Auguste.
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Methinks thou dust protest too much

Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write.

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Thank you everyone.  I'm glad I was able to give you a smile.   Your replies also gave me one.

Michael

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this one must have slipped past me somehow, but I am glad that I got to read it!
You're as young as you feel but I still don't look forward to getting old LOL!
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*giggling with delight* sounds like there is still fire in the furnace....I love it...Age never stops us..just slows us down a little. **big hugs**

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

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