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The Joy of Farting
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The Joy of Farting |
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Canuckster Member
since 2002-01-09
Posts 285New Mexico, USA 
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The Joy of Farting We act as if it’s truly rare To just lean back, and expel air And then we ostracize the schmuck Who dares to step upon a duck We roll our eyes in shocked dismay Whenever someone’s butt may bray When truth be told, we all may pass A little surreptitious gas For debutant or an old geezer Have all ripped a royal cheeser We drop the rose and scurry on And snicker when the frown is drawn Yet who among us can declare They’ve never passed some rancid air? That house of glass still surely stands For one whose derriere is bland So put aside this false bravado And stock yourself on avocado! Eat broccoli and cauliflower Beans and cabbage by the hour! Drink your beer and carbonation Vent your bowels throughout the nation! Don’t hold it in and bear the pain! Let methane fly and damn the shame! Shout it strong and shout it loud! I can FART and I am PROUD! But if you feel there’s too much gas Remember that this too will “pass” © Bart Breen 7-17-2001 never try to teach a pig to sing |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Canuckster, A very literate pass of wind and have no comment of rescind. |
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Mac Attack Member
since 2001-12-12
Posts 100Ontario, Canada |
ROTFLMAO! My husband would love this! As he has so eloquently said, "Love me, love my farts." |
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
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CondorSey Junior Member
since 2001-12-24
Posts 28Dam-Nation |
I appreciate your openness and your courage for tackling a topic most want to pass silently in the wind. Let's put the FUN back into Dysfunctional. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO. The poem is so funny, and the replies are priceless gusts of poetic praise. |
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Morcastlin Member
since 2002-01-14
Posts 244The Jersey Shore, USA |
This is a masterpiece! I bow to such superior honesty and humor! This had me rollin'!!! Thanks for a good laugh! Love, Bonnie |
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Mon Cherie
since 2001-10-31
Posts 922Land of Never-ending Summers |
Ha!! This is so really interesting!!  _,,,^.^,,,_ |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Canuckster, ROTFLMAO, okay I'll confess that you can find this in my library! Too dang funny. Not even snobs can avoid, Music for which they're so annoyed. But I dare you at work to post, This brazen little roast! |
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vandana
since 1999-10-22
Posts 10463USA |
enjoyed  |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Ooohhhhhhh...you're killing me, this is soooooooo hilarious! Yep, this sure will pass, but in the moment, run for cover! (giggles) We all love you so much, sweet friend, your sense of humor shines in your heart! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Bart, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling* oh too true...too true...This poem had me laughing with delight and I am printing it off to take to work with me...The men will love it. **big hugs**  Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Now, although I have heard of such an occuurrence...this phenomenon has yet to happen to me.  No way!  Phew! Nancy. ~Time has cast a spell on you, |
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strbbux Member Elite
since 2001-12-19
Posts 3859 |
This is great, Canuckster, Eveyone always pretending its not them LOL. floria |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
ROFL....Canuck, I thought you were gonna hold this one in...but I guess the pressure got to great... This is a beaut, and got me curious about Ben Franklin's treatise on farting. |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
What is this farting that you speak of? I have never experienced this farting thing.  I think maybe it’s something that only guys do If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? [This message has been edited by Tracey (01-20-2002 04:45 PM).] |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
You're right, Tracey...its just a guy thing! This too shall pass...its just a fart with extra strength...the wind from Bart: copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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RosePetal
since 2001-08-26
Posts 2985South Florida |
hehehe I got a chuckle out of this! |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Tracie is correct....ladies never do this thing called .....oh jeez I can't type the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kathleen--(Kay) |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
If you can write and post this ... you must be from London LOL |
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Suetang Member Ascendant
since 2001-03-07
Posts 5187Melbourne, Australia |
This was so cleverly written and kept me laughing the whole way through. I'm printing it off right now so I can show my husband! Take care.....Sue Suetang |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
'Better be out than be sick' my brother in law used to tell us when he was polluting the air LOL This is just a great peace of work, it will make me giggle all night. Thanks for the humor Canuckster, I just love it. Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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