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Larry C
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0 posted 2002-01-13 11:59 PM



Ruined by Committee
By Larry Chadwick

How many people does it take,
Of which you could a committee make?
Does it take two or more?
Or is it closer to twenty-four?

Perhaps the number doesn’t matter at all,
Once two or more have answered the call.
Stop and think about what it takes,
For people to make formal mistakes.

Setting the size of the committee aside,
It’s a way to sacrifice your pride.
If you want to be made to look like a fool,
Find a way to be nominated to a committee pool.

And if you want to murder a concept,
Create a committee to study the precept.
The bonus is the sacrifice of your reputation,
By a very studied computation.

January 13, 2002

© Copyright 2002 Larry Chadwick - All Rights Reserved
Marsha
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1 posted 2002-01-14 12:23 PM


Larry darling boy oh wow
this is truly fabulous, I know you are a master of your art but this is outstandingly good. Normally your writing is wonderful this is even better than normal.

Don't get me started on committees darling boy you'll be here all night. To get a consensus is hard enough, as for a total agreememnt do me a favour. It's all a matter of trade offs and so on.......... as I said do not get me started. (you can tell I'm not keen on committees can't you Yes I thought at the outset you were a man blessed with a great degree of perspicaiousness. Shhhhh Larry just watch them all looking for their dictionaries. (Yes exactly that is what it means)

Wonderful writing as always and I know this hasn't fallen far but if it does I'll be back to hoist it again


Absolutely Fantastic


Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy



To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace St John ch2 v1


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2 posted 2002-01-14 04:04 AM


I truly liked your poem, having sat on a few committees myelf in a vain attempt to change the world.
I think your poem has got more of a chance in doing that!

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
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3 posted 2002-01-14 06:01 AM


Larry:  I enjoyed the read and I love your smile!! ~ Roniece~
Kethry
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4 posted 2002-01-14 08:18 AM


Larry,
Did I ever tell you about the time I was nominated to a committee, their task...to choose a committee to do a review. How's that for circular beauracracy.
Puzzling poem, perhaps we should elect a committtee to analyze it.
Keth.

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind.  Unknown



N orth Carolina Girl
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5 posted 2002-01-14 10:02 AM


Larry,great poem but I personally think a committe is for the birds.
  


Juanita

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6 posted 2002-01-14 10:03 AM



It's heck being on a board, isn't it!?  Enjoyed...

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7 posted 2002-01-14 02:57 PM




Yep yep yep, I too think committees are for the birds, I'm just happy being a part of this committee of friends and words, and negotiating bondages with you and all the wonderful friends here who write words so well and make a confluence with beauty and wisdom! (big hugggsssss) I love it, sweet friend, we all love you so much, this is fabulous! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Larry, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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8 posted 2002-01-14 04:06 PM


HAHA this was great, reminds me of all the committees I have served on. thanks for sharing this. floria
peaches73533
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9 posted 2002-01-14 05:51 PM


Great poem.
peaches

Canuckster
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10 posted 2002-01-14 07:14 PM


Boy does this resonate with me!

I am an administrator for a Church.  Committees are my life!

For years I've told people to look up the definition of a camel!  It is a horse put together by a committee.

You nailed this one!

never try to teach a pig to sing
it wastes your time AND annoys the pig

Startime
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11 posted 2002-01-14 07:57 PM


*giggling* oh you have done it again...you sure got this one right, my friend...you sure know how to say exactly what it is all about. **big hugs**

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

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12 posted 2002-01-14 08:15 PM


Larry~ it takes all kinds to make the world run, doesnt it....you do have a way with words, that makes the reader think....nice one here.....


Lauren~

Tomorrow's another day
and I'm thirsty any way
so bring on the rain

Larry C
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13 posted 2002-01-14 09:48 PM


Mushy,
In the interest of making it clear:
Definition

You keep this up and the Passion Police will pay you a visit for excessive niceness!

mauddib,
Hey, welcome to Passions. Sure a lot of Aussies here. I like that! And thanks, hope you're right.

Roniece,
Stop! Well... maybe not. More Aussies, gotta love it.

Larry C
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14 posted 2002-01-14 09:52 PM


Keth,
Or maybe a committee to appoint a committee! Hahahaha Go figure. Thanks.

Juanita,
And I'm sure you're right as well.

Sunshine,
I spend almost have my committee time formulating a resignation. Then at the last second they do something useful! I hate that.

Noah,
Can't help but agree on all points.

floria,
You too, eh? Too bad... Thanks.


Larry C
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15 posted 2002-01-14 09:54 PM


peaches,
Thanks.

Canuckster,
I'll settle for that definition! LOL

Karen,
Thanks...you're the best!

Lauren,
Maybe that's enough thinking and time for some fun...   Thanks.

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