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Ear Hairs...this is for Larry

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Madame Chipmunk
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They dress your ears, from top to lobes
in their own fuzzy little robes
some say "that fuzz will help you hear
by keeping stuff out of your ear"

they also help to trap the dirt
replacing q-tips, "ouch that hurt!"

you may think its scuzzy
that your ears are so fuzzy
but if not for those annoying hairs
your hearing might just be impaired

and if Mother Nature hadn't made you that way
you'd be cleaning your ears all the time, every day
so when you are bothered by hair on your ears
remember how they help you to hear

and if they were somehow to disappear
you might look at yourself and think..."how wierd"
"my poor little ears
have lost their beard"

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"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

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(giggles) Ooohhhhh...you're cracking me up, these poems are sooooo creative and hilarious! (smiles) You are a delight to us all; you serve us quite a serving of the best medicine always! All hail ear hairs!!! (giggles) I love it, sweet friend, we all love you so much! YAY!!! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Lyra, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton
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im sure larry will like this too ha..another cute one Madame...hugss i love ears ha

              ~Vic

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Madam C,
Your humor is a delight and your poem delightful. *L*
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4 posted 01-11-2002 03:38 PM       View Profile for N orth Carolina Girl   Email N orth Carolina Girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for N orth Carolina Girl

Lyra,maybe I don`t need a hearing aid.I just need to leave the hair in my ears.

  




Love,

Juanita

"always have a smile on your face it makes people wonder what you`re up to:

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Dear Lyra,
This is so cute. Love it.

Nan

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This makes me smile.  As much as the one about nose hairs.  Just the same, I think I'd rather have that hair somewhere else.
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Bald Ears. HAHAHAH great one Madame. floria
Madame Chipmunk
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I'm glad to make you giggle, Noah

Victoria...thanks for the hugs

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Madame Chipmunk
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Sy....you can put that one in your pipe and smoke it.

copyright2001 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

[This message has been edited by Madame Chipmunk (01-11-2002 09:06 PM).]

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You can leave em there Juanita...they look good on you anyway

copyright2001 Lyra Nesius

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Thanks so much Nan, I'm glad to see you here again...and I'll be on the lookout for some of your excellent poems.

copyright2001 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

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Thanks for your reply, Mirrorman...and I agree with you, I would much rather have the hair on my head than in my nose or ears.

copyright2001 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

Madame Chipmunk
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Thanks Floria...glad to have made you laugh!

copyright2001 Lyra Nesius

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Lyra,
Things got pretty hairy for a while with this poem.
Btw, I love your creative graphics, it took you less than no time to learn how to do it.
Keth

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Lyra,
So is Keth the teachers of images?

Ear hair...never heard of it. You will have completed the set with eyebrow hair. LOL But you have given me inspiration never before known. I would love to be bald in the ears! Fun write.

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Lyra,
So is Keth the teachers of images?

Ear hair...never heard of it. You will have completed the set with eyebrow hair. LOL But you have given me inspiration never before known. I would love to be bald in the ears! Fun write. By the way, did I tell you how proud I am to have my name associated with this poem. I didn't...good. LOL

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Yup, gotta have equal time to nose hairs. Miss ya' babe, but still smilin'!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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