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~lewisone~
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0 posted 2002-01-05 06:39 PM


It only stings a little, the ugly doctor said,
As he grinned real big and placed the needle in my butt,
It felt like he was pumping in lead.....

See now it's over, he again tryed to cheer me,
I found no humor in his remarks,
As I rubbed my butt fiercely.....

I wondered how he'd like it if I bent him over
and injected him with pain,
I bet he'd never say it stings just a little, and
smart remarks he would refrain....

Now I just don't like needles, might be why it
hurt so much......
But you can bet,I'll never forget,
And the next one won't be in my butt....


©~lewisone~ 2001



[This message has been edited by ~lewisone~ (01-05-2002 07:51 PM).]

© Copyright 2002 Sharon E. Lewis - All Rights Reserved
Larry C
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1 posted 2002-01-05 07:17 PM


Sharon,
Very funny! So your plan would be...

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2 posted 2002-01-05 08:08 PM


Ok Sharon,  so now where will the next one
be?  this was cute..thanx for it..

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3 posted 2002-01-05 08:11 PM




(giggles) Sooooooo cute, sweet friend, no no, I don't like needles either! (kiss on cheek) Sooooooo hilarious, sweet friend, you always make s smile! We all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Sharon, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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4 posted 2002-01-05 09:04 PM


someone had a shot recently?

Kathleen--
Neither genius, fame, nor love show the greatness of the soul.
Only kindness can do that. ~Jean Baptiste Henri Lacordaire~

~lewisone~
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5 posted 2002-01-05 11:03 PM


You are right....and it did hurt....lol
~lewisone~

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