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Passions Naughty Christmas List
By Larry Chadwick

I know it’s really Santa’s job,
To decide who is naughty or nice.
But I just couldn’t help myself,
I just want to give him some advice.

So I’m making my own personal list,
Of some poets that I’ve come to know.
Now granted he doesn’t have to listen,
But I think the help will please him so.

I suppose the easiest place to start,
Is with the list of those who have been naughty.
Guess I’ll begin by listing myself,
Otherwise people might think me haughty.

Second place on this list of shame,
Goes to Lucie for treating me mean.
Then Kevin, Long John and Balladeer,
Interloper, Duncan and Marge the queen.

This list has only just begun,
Midnitesun, SEA, and Enchantress.
Startime, Greeneyes and cpalmer,
Madame Chipmunk oh and Temptress.

I’m thinking this is a lot of fun,
Sir Robert and RosePetal and RP25 too.
Titia, Kit, amigo and Poet deVine,
1slick_lady will also do.

I hope I don’t leave anyone out,
Peaches, along with wayoutwalt.
Denise, ParisGirl and catalinamoon,
And Sy the guy, according to walt.

My this naughty list is getting so long,
Siofra, SmartChick, and EagleScorpion.
NapalmsConstantlyConfused and Lone Wolf.
I think we’re almost done.

Santa you may want to take notes,
Carol Lina and Lady in White.
Justbleu and Mistletoe Angel,
I hope I’m doing this right.

Even Gentle Spirit made the list,
Sunshine and even Irish Rose.
jwesley, faterider and whiskey,
Rogue and so the list grows.

I didn’t know Santa needed so much help,
But Virgo Rains and passing shadows do.
As does our friend Doreen peri,
And sweet Janet Marie you do too.

Can’t let anyone off the hook,
Including Siofra and Pilgrimage.
Nor timothysangel and walker,
And Charisma is worth some mileage.

Who would ever have believed,
That Mother Earth made the naughty list.
Even vlraynes couldn’t dodge it,
Hope Sodpossom and Auguste won’t be #$@.

Just hang in there a little longer,
North Carolina Girl is on it.
Martie and Bill Charles,
Just barely fit.

But as naughty is defined,
rwood, Tracey and Suetang
For reasons that are obvious,
When I read these girls…dang!

I know you’re distressed,
That to Santa I gave this advice.
How come nobody made the list of the good?
That’s cause I think naughty is nice.


[This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 12-16-2001).]

© Copyright 2001 Larry Chadwick - All Rights Reserved
peaches73533
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1 posted 2001-12-14 01:40 AM


What a wonderful write.You held my interest all the way through.I sure do hope you are right.Thank you for the compliments.I loved this.
peaches

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2 posted 2001-12-14 01:47 AM


Peaches,
It was the pleasure I get that started it. Thanks!  I mean from you.

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3 posted 2001-12-14 05:44 AM


NAUGHTY?!! WELL!! I NEVER...I..just..WELL!

:waving:
   HEEEELLLOOOOO!    



Who woulda thought I'd be on your list, Sir! Why..I cannot imagine why!    

*sigh* Just when I thought I'd gotten rid of all the competition for the naughty title.  Geesh..Guess that fruitcake plan didn't work, eh?    

Adorable and fun little Christmas write you have here.     



Your storm of assumption feeds anger I am calm enough to hold inside. Don't pretend to know me if you've never put stretched out your heart with since

[This message has been edited by Temptress (edited 12-14-2001).]

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4 posted 2001-12-14 07:35 AM


Temptress,
I told you naughty was nice! And your proof. LOL

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5 posted 2001-12-14 08:01 AM


Thank you for putting me on your list
You know I wouldn’t want to be missed
From a naughty gal to a naughty guy
I tried to be nice, really, I tried
But naughty it seems is way more fun
We’re all gonna have santa on the run
Checking his list, then checking again
Running in circles, spinning in vain
Where are the presents for all of these poets?
He has some for me, now wouldn’t you know it
For naughty girls do still get gifts
Of poems like this to give them a lift
So I’ll drink to you a glass of good cheer
I’ll warn you now, it will only be beer
And wish to you a jolly good season
And hope santa brings you something pleasin

Cute one Larry. Brought a smile to my morning!! I'll toast ya with my beer tonight!!  

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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6 posted 2001-12-14 08:57 AM


Well, I made the naughty list again! Sigh..it's ok, if THIS is the list, then I'm in GREAT company. Cute poem sir!! I'm sure YOU won't be getting coal in your stocking though.     
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7 posted 2001-12-14 09:04 AM


Larry C,
Well I couldn't match that list. LOL Enjoyed.

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8 posted 2001-12-14 09:08 AM


Does this mean Santa won't be coming to my house?  

"A dream is a wish your heart makes..."

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9 posted 2001-12-14 10:26 AM


Larry,

    I didn't make the naughty list? Boy do I have I have you fooled I see my Dave made it on the list though.  Does that mean I have to share all the cool stuff Santa brings me??? *chuckles* Good write.

I hope you have a very Merry Christmas

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
     - Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

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10 posted 2001-12-14 10:44 AM


Larry!!! How did you know I've been naughty???? You must REALLY know Santa!!!!   this was fun, thank you for including me  
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11 posted 2001-12-14 10:45 AM


*giggling wickedly* well...I sure am glad I made someone's list. **hugs**

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

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12 posted 2001-12-14 11:09 AM


Well.... all I can say is I am glad I made the top of somebody's list.

Your on the top of my list too Mr. Rhymer Wisenheimer... but it sure isn't a Christmas list I can tell you that.  

Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all.


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13 posted 2001-12-14 11:28 AM





Better watch out
better not cry
better not pout
'cause Larry's the guy!

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14 posted 2001-12-14 11:38 AM


Larry

Looked like alot of work to get all those name in there.I was very pleased to make your naughty list.How did you know?Very nice job!Merry Christmas buddy!

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15 posted 2001-12-14 12:04 PM


LOL! This must be why I never get a present for christmas. How did you know. I try to be good, but seems like being naughty is alot more fun. If I promise to be good, do you think I have a chance of getting something this year? Thank you for including me!  

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16 posted 2001-12-14 12:11 PM


Can't think of any list I'd rather make, Larry or any better company to keep.
Have a great season!

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17 posted 2001-12-14 01:26 PM


ROTFL, this is a very good list. Did I hear you say this was your personal shopping list? My but you are so generous. I'm sending you a moosehide bikini.    
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18 posted 2001-12-14 02:40 PM


Who me??  
And here I tried so hard to be good this year........rotflmao.......
Wonderful write Larry and Best wishes for a great holiday.

On the wings of words our spirits fly....and our souls are free.
~Me~

(I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance~Garth)

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19 posted 2001-12-14 02:51 PM


Larry,I am tickled to death to be included in your list.

Thank you1

Juanita

"always have a smile on your face it makes people wonder what you`re up to:

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(giggles) Wow, I charted a list!!! (big hugggsssss) Hmmmmmmmm...now I wonder who is nice! (giggles) This is so very clever and wonderfully written, sweet friend, I love it! (big hugggssssss) You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Larry, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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21 posted 2001-12-14 04:00 PM


Hello Larry
Ummmm.......oh, dear!! I make you go....dang??!!lol What a classic this is and I'm still laughing.  Am I a bad influence on you.  Thanks for the laughs and what I'm wondering, was that a compliment??lol
Take care.....Sue

Suetang

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22 posted 2001-12-14 10:58 PM


The premise on which this poem was written,
Was when you are bad you are even better.
So I was putting this list together,
In the hopes Santa would like the letter.

If my theory turns out to be right,
Then all on the list gets a gift.
And we will have had this fun,
Giving even the pure a little lift.

So:
Tracey,
I have a pretty good idea what your gift will be.    

Poet deVine,
No coal for you either! But instead...   

Sy,
I just had to do it and couldn't leave you out!  

Enchantress,
Actually, I heard he had a layover planned at your place. I mean stayover!    

Rosepetals25,
Honey you need glasses...look again. Least now Santa knows what to get you! LOL  

SEA,
Well... and I know just what tatoo and where...

Startime,
And let's hope it works!  

Oh Lucie!
Do...tell.    

Lady in White,
Cool! Gotcha.    

Sodpossom,
You made the list because I have my sources who say...oh, you know!    

SmartChick,
Why do you think you get those racy things for Christmas, huh?    

Duncan,
Thanks! And I'm glad you're a friend.  

Midnitesun,
I'd rather you were in it!    

Gentle Spirit,
Busted you this year! But you know why.    

Juanita,
Me too! Thanks for the fun and the good year. Happy Holidays.  

Noah,
And you aren't even 21! How did this happen? Huh?    

Suetang,
A compliment and more.    


Thank you all for such fun responses. What a wonderful place. Bless you all!  


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23 posted 2001-12-15 12:56 PM


So many names
Of so many dames
All on naughty hall of fame;
Tell me something Larry,
How's Santa going to carry
Gifts for all to claim....


Thank you Larry.....

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24 posted 2001-12-15 01:03 AM


amigo,
I'm thinking for those that are naughty the gift may be skimpy, but not in price.   

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25 posted 2001-12-15 01:17 AM


Don't forget, I live 5 minutes by sleigh to the North Pole. Do you want the new 12 pack moose special edition team or the traditional reindeer sleigh with that red nosed guide? (Footsie heater in sleigh costs extra this year.)
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26 posted 2001-12-15 01:57 AM


Kacy,
I'll take the traditional sleigh with a twelve pack, please. As long as you're navigating and wearing...naw...the twelve pack. LOL

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27 posted 2001-12-15 03:19 AM


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You really think I'd be caught alive in a moosehide bikini?
Are we getting silly again? YES! It is that time of the year when we start hitting the cheer...er beer. Actually, I only had one tonight. That's all the was left in the fridge, and Santa's elves don't deliver.

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28 posted 2001-12-15 09:47 AM


Naughty is nice
as cinnamon spice
sprinkled with sugar
Plum pudding all over
Mistletoe Magic
Forget about wrapping it
Christmas lights
On Saturday Nights
Strung round the Guy
That sparkles my eye
Just Hope Saint Nicker
Has a really good ticker

Thank you for linking me with two lovely Ladies: Tracey and Suetang. This made me smile really big!   You are awesome.

Sincerely,
Regina

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Except for what's in the heart.
http://www.mygem.net/heartquill

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29 posted 2001-12-15 11:04 AM


Kacy,
That's the spirit.  

Regina,
That's my kind of Christmas. I'll spend it with you!    

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30 posted 2001-12-15 02:00 PM


Larry - excellent write of all the naughty poets. But I want to be naughty also, hehehe...

BC

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31 posted 2001-12-15 08:06 PM


Larry--I was afraid you were going to leave me out of this Christmas fun, hon...so glad I squeezed in!  
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32 posted 2001-12-15 09:01 PM


How did you EVER remember all of those names, Larry...it must have taken several days to write that naughty poem!
Thank you for including me in it....I guess most chipmunks are usually naughty.

For this, Larry you deserve to get whatever you want for Christmas.

        

copyright2001 Lyra Nesius

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33 posted 2001-12-16 12:30 PM


Bill Charles,
I checked my sources and it turns out that you have been naughty enough to qualify. I know you find that surprising! Check again.


Martie,
And a good fit it is! Merry Christmas.  

Madame Chipmunk,
Be careful what you offer. LOL Hey, are you related to Alvin? Maybe that's how you made the list, eh?    

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34 posted 2001-12-16 01:03 AM


I have consulted with my lawyers and they tell me I could sue for defamation of character....if I had any!  

Honored to make the list, Larry  

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35 posted 2001-12-16 01:11 AM


Balladeer,
You must pay big bucks for those lawyers because they give really excellent counsel. ROTFLMAO Merry Christmas you naughty boy!  

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36 posted 2001-12-16 01:11 AM


I didn't make it to the list! Me? Not naughty?  
Andrea

Shhh! Looks like I slipped past again this year.  

Summon the courage to step out of your familiar rut and suddenly many of those things which held you back will no longer have the power to do so.

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37 posted 2001-12-16 01:17 AM


Larry C....

I enjoyed the poem very much...It was cute..
A pretty big list I might add...

Thanx till next year...maybe the list will
be larger then...

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misguided angel,
With a name like that you must be qualified. LOL Andrea, thanks for the read.  

Magnus,
I never thought about that, but a list like this has to be growing by next year. Oh...man!  

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39 posted 2001-12-16 01:56 AM


OMIGOSH!   I can't go around having everyone think I'm nice!  

Psstt...
Larry..C'mere.. *whisipers in Larry's ear*
Could I get you to take a payoff? You wouldn't have to share it with Santa! Just PLEASE PLEASE don't let anyone else know I'm nice! I have a reputation to uphold, you know?  

Cute poem!  


I am many.

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40 posted 2001-12-16 02:06 AM


Siofra,
In the best interest of maintaining your reputation and in light of the tantalizing tale you whispered in my ear, and after further review, you are definitely qualified...read again!   I promise not to copy the polaroids!   ROTFLMAO!

[This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 12-16-2001).]

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***Being NAUGHTY is just SOOOOOOO much fun!!!***

Thank you Larry for this wonderful write that put a smile on a face that was frowning today!!!!

God Bless You

~TimothysAngel

*Whatever souls are made of...his and mine are of the same*  ~Emily Bronte'

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42 posted 2001-12-16 05:29 AM


ohh, i'm in distinguished company..

i get to have skimpy gifts?..don't let my imagination run wild...

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43 posted 2001-12-16 12:48 PM


timothysangel,
My pleasure. Hope you have a Merry Christmas!  

fateride,
We can only hope for skimpy! Maybe Midnitesun will give you a moose hide bikini too.  

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