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OWG
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since 2001-03-19
Posts 155
California

0 posted 2001-12-06 06:36 AM


me and this girl
used to be friends
that is until I started
getting friendly

I went to visit
just to make amends
but with her roommate
her name was Wendy

and she was too
I would swear
a gale blew in
when she opened her mouth

next there was another
a girl bear wrestler
from the northern part
of the south

she was bareable
long as I fed her honey
but she began to growl
when I ran out of money

finally the creature of my dreams
a seven foot deaf mute amazon from Algiers
she was to big to be mean
and too quiet to scream

and what was really rare
she had a acme registered
blue throated non humming
humming bird
tattooed behind her left ear

©OWG 2001 (ok..so you aren't supposed to wash down the prozac with a sixpak of red-bull...)


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Gentle Spirit
Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989

1 posted 2001-12-06 06:41 AM


omg OWG, you brightened my morning.  ROTFLMAO!!  Good morning, and thanks for this one!

On the wings of words our spirits fly....and our souls are free.
~Me~

(I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance~Garth)

HopeS
Member Elite
since 2000-12-22
Posts 4596
Perth Western Australia
2 posted 2001-12-06 06:46 AM


LOL hey OWG
where ya been grazing
you truly are amazing
love the humour
Hope

OWG
Member
since 2001-03-19
Posts 155
California
3 posted 2001-12-06 08:58 AM


Gentle...thanx babe...glad to make you laugh.

Hope, wonder drugs...hehe no..was in a line behind a real tall chick with a hummingbird tattoo...the rest just happened..(poem I mean)

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