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Ven
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0 posted 2001-11-17 11:17 PM



Anything You Can Do ...

"I'm as good a driver as you", I say,
as I pull off with the handbreak on.
"I'm just as fast as you", I add,
then I turn round and your gone.
I say that I can find the way,
but I cannot read the map.
I say "I rely on instinct",
you say I'm full of crap.

"I'm as good a cook as you", I say,
as I burn the shepherds pie,
"I'm just as creative as you" I add
Then you laugh until you cry.
I say that I can do coc eu van,
but I haven't got a clue.
I say "I can make goulash",
You grin, because......YOU CAN.

"I'm as good a lover as you", I say.
Your eyes light up and you grin.
"I'm just as horney as you", I add,
and this one I know I'll win.
I say "Your a whizz in the kitchen",
and your better than me in the car,
But you have to admit in the bedroom,
I'm naughty, nice and a porn star.  

by Ven.

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1 posted 2001-11-17 11:38 PM


*giggling wickedly* well I say that you make points in the best way. Very well done.  

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

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