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Interloper
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Deep in the heart

0 posted 2001-11-07 07:42 PM


While riding back from town one day
I spied this dude in disarray,
running circles around a bull,
I could see that his hands were full.

I asked him what was going on
when with a squeal the bull was gone
“You are an interloper, friend”
I said, and he agreed no end.

“Just in from Pennsylvania
I had to leave that mania
Then I met this girl called Lucie
I must say she’s quite a doozie.”

I said, “I am Interloper,
top hand hereabouts and roper
of hearts with my quill and paper.
With a wit sharp as a rapier.”

Said he, “I told Lucie, you see,
I was interloping and, gee,
she sent me off to milk that cow.
I must confess I don’t know how.”

Said I, stifling my amusement
“I can see you are heaven sent.
You want to learn to ride and rope
and you’ve got courage for a dope.”

I grinned and slapped him on his arm.
“Learning this job can do no harm”
said I, “Now what could your name be?”
He said “My name is Larry C.”
~*~
Inspired by:   Interloper.. The Real Cowpoker

Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write.

© Copyright 2001 The Tall Texan aka Doctor Love - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2001-11-07 07:44 PM


Ouch!! Bull, er, ball now passed to Larry C  
The Lady of Shallot
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2 posted 2001-11-07 07:46 PM


great! Now I know what an interloper really does!

-befriend yourself and you will never be alone-

Enchantress
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Canada eh.
3 posted 2001-11-07 08:16 PM


Is anyone else confused or is it just me?  

~I've loved you forever, in lifetimes before.~

Duncan
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4 posted 2001-11-07 08:31 PM


Interloper scores...at Larry's expense.  Too funny.  Hey, you guys wanna take this on the road with Tracey and me.  What was that old movie...Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice...and Larry.
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5 posted 2001-11-07 08:46 PM


ROTFLMAO!!!
This is the most hilarious comedy routine yet!

Move over Saturday night live,
Lucie and the 'Loper
are about to arrive!

OMG, Larry, you are in for the ride...er milking of your life now! Is your AFLAC up to date?

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (edited 11-07-2001).]

Startime
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6 posted 2001-11-07 08:56 PM


*giggling delightedly* you guys and gals are just so much fun. I get such joy from all your fun and games. *giggling* more please. Laughing keeps you young you know so I need to get to work doing more of it.

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Lucie
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7 posted 2001-11-07 10:28 PM


I should have known that this was he,
that Interloper wannabe.
But I was to intent upon,
attacking he who'd done me wrong.

The next time I will be quite sure.
I'll keep my sights upon the cur.
Who sullied my good standing here.
I warn he better hide in fear.

For when I do retaliate.
No hiding then, t'will be to late.
With sweetness it won't be adorned.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

With perseverance even the snail reached the Ark.


Larry C
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8 posted 2001-11-07 11:09 PM


Interloper,

Now it's been made perfectly clear,
This ain't no gender war in here.
'loper, I thought you were my man,
You're making it hard to be a fan.

But when your butt gets in a sling,
It's amazing the tune that you sing.
Now I've got your number for sure,
Talk like this I just can't endure.
As for Lucie and her sporting game,
No matter what, I like her just the same.
But as for you Interloper, my friend,
This is the beginning and not the end.

But since tag teaming is your game,
I'm willing to do the very same.
So Midnitesun, what do you say,
Would you like to come out and play?

You   & Me  

[This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 11-07-2001).]

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9 posted 2001-11-07 11:55 PM


Uh oh, this may get VERY complicated. But what the hay, I'd say it's TIME TO PLAY.
    

Tracey
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where insanity meets breeding
10 posted 2001-11-08 12:06 PM


Let the games begin!!!!! This is getting to be too much fun!!!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Robert A
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11 posted 2001-11-08 11:47 AM


who in the world is Interloper and Lucie and where are all these horses at??????
Sunshine
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12 posted 2001-11-08 11:54 AM



The horses are in the corral, but you still have to watch your step....

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