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Grubbymitts
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0 posted 2001-11-07 04:43 AM



The Geek Next Door's Mail.

I'm tired of getting,
The geek next door's mail.
He's a really irritating,
Snotty, little oik that I can't do with.
But everyone seems to love him.
So why do I still keep getting his blasted mail?
Take today for instance,
A letter came through the door addressed to him.
I opened it,
Because I'm a git,
To read,
"Dear Mr Potter,
It is with great pleasure that,
I write to inform you of your acceptance,
To Hogwart’s school of Magic."
Well, I scrumpled that up!
The little bugger can go a normal school,
Like everyone else.
I'm tired of getting the geek next door's mail!

Grot, Grub 'n' Grime - poetry for the undiscerning.

© Copyright 2001 Simon Tinsley - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2001-11-07 05:24 AM


LOL. I was about to holler at you for name calling, you know, calling someone a geek and all. But as I've been reading the Potter series, I had to laugh at the whole thing. Time to hop on a Firebolt model broomstick and fly off into the sunset?
Grubbymitts
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2 posted 2001-11-07 07:14 AM


I like to use the train like a good muggle

Grot, Grub 'n' Grime - poetry for the undiscerning.

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3 posted 2001-11-07 07:56 AM


Grubbymitts,

    This is the second poem I've read from you... and it is as surprising as the first *chuckles* Thanks for making me giggle this early in the mornin.

Hugs,
Tara

Grubbymitts
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4 posted 2001-11-08 04:05 AM


It's no problem.  I am happy to give chuckles out left right and centre.  

Grot, Grub 'n' Grime - poetry for the undiscerning.

Jenn Cirrincione
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5 posted 2001-11-08 09:02 AM


I like this one so much better than the gross ones.   (Yes that WAS a compliment. )   I thought this was funny.  

Jenn

"I want love on my own terms; after everything I've ever learned. Me, I carry too much baggage..."

Grubbymitts
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6 posted 2001-11-09 04:41 AM


Thanks.  The non-gross ones come along occassionally  

Grot, Grub 'n' Grime - poetry for the undiscerning.

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