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RSWells
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0 posted 2001-11-04 08:52 PM



Light awoke the bantam training
for his turn to rule the roost,
since a yolk he had been straining
for the hens that he'd seduce,
so with deep inhale recruital
he prepared to let it loose,
adolescent cock a doodle
long from roosters reproduced.

Started er er er then ..ew
song was halted in it's tracks
and he daren't follow through
for the fear of farmer's ax,
seems the light that almost stirred him
was a full romantic moon,
and reflected on a limb
was a lonely awkward loon.

Well in thought horripilating
fear the hens would see the loon,
find this vision captivating
see all roosters as poltroon
and upon investigating
know the bantam's small (and soon),
they'd not know domesticating
if they heard the loony's tune.

A sonombulistic fever
seized the bantam in a fear,
an immature underachiever
he awoke the Chanticleer
the old bird (a real deciever)
all his talon(t)s needed here
so roust from roost though pever
crying "fowl" loud and clear.

By now some older hens
started stirring in the coop,
it's his flock and he intends
to keep all suitors off his stoop,
gath'ring fair weather(vane) friends
cockerels in chicken poop
all the poults they need defend
swoop on loon a loop the loop.

The bantam volunteered
"I've an idea to run by,
till the loon disappears
that the coop they occupy,
for the forecast is drear
there's a threat of falling sky",
this plan earned a kick to rear
it was last month's bald face lie.

From a corner chicken spinster
who the loon had spurned before,
had a notion that convinced'er
would keep the hens from crossing o'er,
on revealing they all winced (her
looks didn't help they made eyes sore)
all would shun him once evinced
loon's libido'd e'er demand more.

Chanticleer shook his pompadour
as he swung his turkey neck,
that's an idea he'd ignore
for it's how he kept in check
in his own revolving door
hunt and peck to great effect,
staring down to the dirt floor
he murmured "what the heck".

He'd make the sacrifice
to rid them of the lusty loon,
he had just the device
and would protect his chick commune,
t'were his birds, his paradise
he'd stick a fork to that bird's spoon
with the mask of cockatrice
the loon repugned and none too soon.


(cockatrice= a fabulous serpent produced from cock's egg
hatched by a serpent. It's breath and glance were believed to be fatal)

"Happy people have no history" - French Proverb

© Copyright 2001 Richard S. Wells jr. - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2001-11-04 09:00 PM


I had fun reading this....what a scene it must have been! lol  

God bless America, my home sweet home.

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2 posted 2001-11-04 09:05 PM


*giggling* I felt like I was watching a play unfold but all the charaters became human. A very entertaining and interesting read. I totally enjoyed every minute of it and had to take the pleasure of reading it a second time.   Well done.

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

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3 posted 2001-11-04 09:20 PM


A chicken run...I see.. from the loony? Uh oh!...words...from Foghorn Leghorn."There's somethin' wrong with that boy"...~ ~ Smart one. Quite the barnyard pickins!

Sincerely,
Regina

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Except for what's in the heart.
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4 posted 2001-11-04 09:21 PM


Delightful tale, Richard!
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5 posted 2001-11-04 09:27 PM


Wow, this was one chivalrous rooster!  And hey, the poet who wrote this, well his talon(t) is pretty darn good too!  This was a hoot!  I loved it!  

~*~  Carpe' Diem  ~*~

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6 posted 2001-11-04 09:29 PM


Very well done!  Felt as though I were watching a cartoon.  You are not only a talented writer but just a wealth of information!  
How do you know all these things??  
Loved it!  ~hugs, Nancy~

  ~Time has cast a spell on you,
So that you won't ever forget me.~

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7 posted 2001-11-04 09:51 PM


Being as my other nickname is 'The Loon', I found this to be preposterously funny.
LOL, I had to read it out loud. I had a bantam rooster named Copper that was like your rooster....he ruled everything, including the pot bellied pig, the dog, and the ducks.  Keep this up, and it'll be really hard to identify my favorites Wells.

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8 posted 2001-11-04 09:58 PM


"From a corner chicken spinster
who the loon had spurned before,
had a notion that convinced'er
would keep the hens from crossing o'er,"

Oh my .. the flow in this is absolutely marvelous Richard!  You kept me tapping my toes all the way through with this wonderful cadence and rhyme ... very much enjoyed this terrific story!  

Best wishes,
/Kit

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9 posted 2001-11-04 10:00 PM


Eggcelent writing, Richard  
Martie
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10 posted 2001-11-04 10:15 PM


Richard--Wonderful barnyard tale...or is it tail. One I thoroughly enjoyed reading.  You are a talented writer!
Janet Marie
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11 posted 2001-11-04 10:32 PM


You've got dragons hatching from roosters?
Ya got roosters crowing at the moon?
The whole barnyards in a tizzy ...
and your rhymes have gone loony tune!!!!

If this poem wasn't so darn clever ...
I might think you'd flown your coop
And I almost layed an egg ...
to see you even wrote of chicken poop!!!

Richard this one take the prize
for the most chicken jokes ever set to verse and rhyme
Im not sure it will make you rich or famous ...
But if Colonel Sanders don't read this...it would be a crime.

~~~~~

Im thinking only a Texas poet could of wrote this  
very very cool Richard ...very clever too
your cadence was as impressive as the vocabulary and word play.
cluck cluck poet sir *L*




I can be your hero baby ... I will kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever ... you still take my breath away ...

[This message has been edited by Janet Marie (edited 11-04-2001).]

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12 posted 2001-11-05 09:16 AM


I enjoyed reading this. Thank you for posting it.
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13 posted 2001-11-05 10:05 AM


A thoroughly entertaining tale written with flawless cadence and rhyme sublime. *S* I loved every line! *S*
Irish Rose
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14 posted 2001-11-05 10:44 AM


Well, this girl used to skin frog legs and eat them, while wading in a creekbed! So, I enjoyed remembering my days on my grandfather's farm. Thanks!

Kathleen
nickname "Kay"

"Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently."

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