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The Terrible News about Larry C
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The Terrible News about Larry C |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston 
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It was an awful tragedy I heard, I rushed here to get the news. It seems that Larry C is ill he thought so hard his brain got bruised. Well I rushed in to the hospital to see what I could do. The doctor said he'll need a transplant cost of the brains will fall on you. Well how much does a brain cost the other poets did inquire. Standard price he said "$200 thou, but a man's brain is much higher." All the men stood round and nodded cause they thought they understood. They all thought that men were smarter the brains were priced the way they should. But you see I was not satisfied and asked "why's the price different, I'm confused." Doctor said "We can not charge the same price, because the woman's brains been used."  Doin the Happy Dance...... Is Someone Keepin Score on This.. hehehehe |
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Professor Gloom Member Elite
since 2000-07-23
Posts 3082of Depression |
Reading you words I surely know, This is just all in good fun, As funning will go, But if the thing were reverse, Though not any worse, I think there would be a boo and a hiss As everyone would say “he’s sexist.” The male seems to be the popular foil, Despite any labor or toil. And what if the man was a blonde I’m sure the abuse would continue on. Yes this all in good fun, And I’m sure it will continue as begun, With joyful mocking of the male That will always be stupid and fail. But don’t expect me to follow suit, I’ve not the attitude for being so cute, Yes it not true abuse I know, But what side of you does it show? Gloom |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Loved this Lucie!!! I think you should get triple points!  |
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texasrose Member
since 2001-10-24
Posts 146 |
I read something very similar once that was sent to me as a joke via email. I liked your version better though. Cute... |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh geesh - I wasn't keeping score - Where's Deer when ya need'm???...  |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
 *giggling with delight* MORE!!!MORE!!!MORE!!!OH MAN I JUST LOVE THIS!!! PARTY ON!!!!  Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. [This message has been edited by Startime (edited 10-28-2001).] |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Oh, poor Larry. And those poor men!! Lucie, how could you? But if it is true, poor Larry is really in trouble now, cuz I think there are more lady jouster out there right now. Laryy is anxiously awaiting his backup team. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
GO LUCIE GO!!!! ~Time has cast a spell on you, |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Lucie, Enjoyed the read. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Lucie -  I am singing your praises for a job well done and well said !!! ChrisLife is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Lucie, I have half a mind to give you a response...now where was I? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Midnitesun, There's one thing you should know about me, I'd far rather play with the ladies you see. The play it may be a tumble and even rough, But I'm a man who can say when I've had enough. This isn't about my pride you see, This is about what fun might be. That Lucie she is a great sport, Afterall, with the ladies I can cavort!  [This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 10-28-2001).] |
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