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Lucie
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0 posted 2001-10-27 12:26 PM


Went to buy some alke seltzer at the local pharmacy
walking up to pay the cashier.. who was there but Larry C.
He was asking her descreetly about the condoms on the shelf,
its wrong I know.. I eavesdropped.. he was asking for himself.

Well.. there's two condoms in this box right here, lots of high school kids buy those.
one for Friday night and Saturday, they only need two, I suppose.
Then we also have this 4 pack cause the local college kids come in.
They use em up by Sunday night.. she told him with a grin.

Well... Larry whispered quietly, that he'd take the box of twelve.
I looked at him with new respect while I hid behind the shelves.
I overheard the cashier tell him "bet ya use them all today."
"OH NO" was Larry's quick reply.. these will last till end of May.
JAB JAB Dodge..heheh

© Copyright 2001 Lucille Dobbins - All Rights Reserved
Midnitesun
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1 posted 2001-10-27 02:16 PM


ROTFLMAO! LUCIE!!!!!!

It's too bad I only have five or ten minutes on the playground this morning. OH, LARRY....WHERE ARE YOU? Are you hiding in the boys room again? or the girls room...(almost forgot about that dress!)

doreen peri
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2 posted 2001-10-27 02:19 PM


LOL!!!!!!!!!

too funny.....

nice to see you here again..... loved this...

(not so sure what LC will think of it, though... hehe)

Startime
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3 posted 2001-10-27 02:22 PM


   *giggling wickedly* oh my gosh.....I can't wait to see his reply.  

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Lucie
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4 posted 2001-10-27 08:17 PM


what? a whole days gone by and no reply..
what's a poet got to do????

Larry C
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5 posted 2001-10-27 08:35 PM


Lucie,
ROTFLMAO   But there is more to the tale! And Midnitesun, how come I never thought of the advantage of access to the little girls room?

It's called: The Rest of Larry C's Shopping Trip

P.S. I wasn't hiding. I'm in church today.  

[This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 10-27-2001).]

Enchantress
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Canada eh.
6 posted 2001-10-27 08:59 PM


Lucie!! This is just too funny!!  Now I have to read the reply....great fun!  Nancy

  ~Time has cast a spell on you,
So that you won't ever forget me.~

The Rusty Knight
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7 posted 2001-10-27 09:02 PM


  I would hate to be caught in the act with you around.

Death comes not when we cease to breathe, but when we cease to dream.

Midnitesun
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8 posted 2001-10-28 02:35 AM


OOPS, Lucie just got bumped. Musta been that   that lurks & sneaks in the bushes. (Or behind the pharmacy.)
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