A Relished Cigarette...Don't Tell My Wife and Cruz, I'm only Kidding!

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wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

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TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2001-10-18 11:15 PM

Crickets chirping
Lizards lurking
On my house of brick,
How'd you feel
‘bout creepy crawlies
Whose eyes they hafta lick?

Horny toads?
Well so am I!
Hiding on the porch,
Sucking in
My final breath
And extinguishing
The torch.

My head is swimming
I sneak to bed
I better gargle
Or she will know,
A couple sprays of
Air freshener
And I’m sure as
Good to go!

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-19-2001).]

Startime
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since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

1 posted 2001-10-18 11:25 PM

*giggling* as if that would fool her. Silly man....don't you know the smell stays in your hair. LOL this is a delightful read. I hope you don't get caught.

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

2 posted 2001-10-18 11:27 PM

O YUH Walt!! Sneakin that last one for the night huh? I won't tell on ya! Funny stuff!
~hugs, Nancy~

~Time has cast a spell on you,
So that you won't ever forget me.~

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

3 posted 2001-10-18 11:35 PM

Ha Ha, this is so cute. I can just picture the scene.

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Dark Angel
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since 1999-08-04

Posts 10095

4 posted 2001-10-19 02:24 AM

LOL Walty, I can relate to this. Thanks for the laugh.

Maree

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

5 posted 2001-10-19 02:26 AM

Puff, the magic dragon breath? LOL

Nature Girl
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since 2001-10-19

Posts 31

6 posted 2001-10-19 02:54 AM

LOL! Oh my... this gave me the giggles! Nice pic, too!

Kit McCallum

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since 2000-04-30

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Ontario, Canada

7 posted 2001-10-19 06:27 AM

LOL ... thank you for the smiles Walt, much enjoyed!

Best wishes,
/Kit

paladin

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since 2001-08-05

Posts 930
Pensacola,Fl.

8 posted 2001-10-19 10:48 AM

A non-smoking girl friend told me that kissing a smoker was like kicking an ash tray.I never thought of it that way.Good read.

paladin

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

9 posted 2001-10-19 11:47 AM

I haven't smoked regular like since last April but I did have one once since while intoxicated that I really regret o yuh! Thanks to all!

SmartChick
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since 2001-09-23

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On A Journey To The Unknown

10 posted 2001-10-19 12:02 PM

Very cute. I will never tell.

BloomingRose
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since 2000-08-09

Posts 3092
Florida

11 posted 2001-10-19 12:36 PM

Cute Walt.
I'll never tell...he he he.

Deb

cruz
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since 2000-07-18

Posts 282
Dallas,Texas USA

12 posted 2001-10-22 07:07 PM

i knew it all along, but im not trying to fix you. keep huffing and puffing and you'll blow that brick house down.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

13 posted 2001-10-24 09:56 AM

She just wants you to stick around, walt... gargled or not. *G* I've never even taken a puff, so I'd guess my nose is fairly sensitive... but if the caring's there and the kiss is good, cigarettes are the LAST thing on my mind when a guy reaches for me! LOL I enjoyed this. *S*

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