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Wants a kitty |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458
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Dear Lorelei wants a kitty Ole LJA says No I think that we should take a vote... And tell him who says so! [This message has been edited by Lorelei54 (edited 10-16-2001).] |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling* you have my vote, Lorelei...mmmmm I wonder if a little sensually, tender attention can convince your pirate to give you a little kitty. Make him purr and he may soften that fake hard line he loves to give us. Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. |
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Decaflame Senior Member
since 2001-05-11
Posts 1635 |
I vote aye for the kitty... and I have a few more friends {~,^} who will also cast similar votes! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
My daughter has two kittens that are looking for happy homes right now - I think that LJA should certainly say yes... yes, yes, yes...  I have great faith in you - You KNOW how to handle that scalawag...  |
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Nightshade 
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
"here kitty kitty!" I say get a little soft kitty to pamper. I WANT A PUPPY!!!!! Chris Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Lorelei, I know that hunk of yours has lots of muscle but not between the ears LOL I vote you a kitten. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I heard a bit of wailing but it came not from a kitty what's this - great cries from Long John let's not give him ANY pity! All in favor of sweet Lorelei all give a shout "A Cat! Say Aye!" |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
YES. YES!! I have a stray mommie and four kitties in my barn...where do I send them? |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
I love it..and have yet to see his reply... I wonder why...? Thanks all... (and I may be looking for a new home when he sends me to the doghouse for posting this) |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
There'll be no fear of retribution for we'll all give contribution of a kittie, two, three or more LJA'd best bar the door! The kitties will be hanging 'round he'll see them up, he'll see them down on his bed, his couch, you'll see! you'll be indulged with little kitties! Here's my vote, I've got but one! You'll have your kitties before this is done! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Lor, just remind him of the inspiration this kitty will provide for his kitty-kicking poems... that ought to do it. *G* Although, knowing that he's basically an ole softie... he may be scared he'll love it so much his kitty-kicking days will be kaput? *G* As for my vote: Just to keep the sailor hopping... get THREE kitties! *G* |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I already have a kitty, she's really quite devine, She's soft and she's lovable, nearly all the time. I couldn't share my affection with the one who's mine, The lovable sweet kitty I married on Valentines. So go ahead you ladies, and vote Yes for Lorelei, But remember without all her petting, I will surely die, And a kitty around the house will be the reason why, My romantic poetry will be from the by and by. I'm not the kind of pirate given to begging for a break, But I'm begging all you ladies to please do it in this case. Vote NO to Lorelei's request, don't side with her mistake, And if you do I promise that I will be your mystery date.* *Time and place to be arranged by Lorelei, of course. |
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The Lady of Shallot Senior Member
since 2001-10-03
Posts 818USA |
Your husband doesn't like kittys! Oh my, there's a line in there somewhere  Yes, by all means indulge her, go on, make her smile, you'll never regret it. This could be an exciting new adventure for you! or the kitty, depending on the fate you have in store for it!!! -befriend yourself and you will never be alone- Anna [This message has been edited by The Lady of Shallot (edited 10-16-2001).] |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
My afternoon of play is over Tasks of life do call But with a cheery see ya later I do say thanks to you all... ps...the date will be to the "city morgue" if I get to arrange it ..LOL |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
LOL ... I love the way you went about this Lorelei ... he's going to have a heck of a time saying no now! I vote YES, YES, YES!  Best wishes, /Kit |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
we remember him in memorium indeed the cat won the vote |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
well, he's still not said yes, but he has aske..."Do you really want a cat?" lol |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Defenitely a YES!!! think of her Long John when you are sailing the sea she won't be feeling so alone she will have some company Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Oh yes, yes, yes to the Kitty. Honest LongJohn, she'll have lots of petting left over for you!!!  If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
don't bring my mewing sister there! i'll tell her first, BEWARE BEWARE! no longjohn kitty kicker's home can house a feline! let her roam! she needs to be out on the street and think of plots so slick, so sweet, to trap that sailor in his plot! get a kitty!! NO! DO NOT!!!!! |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
Dear LngJhnAg I'm with you here And I Ain' Miss Behavin' dear But I vote no - No kitty cat Though Lorelei will not like that For if she has a feline pet Far less attention you shall get She'll play with kitty day and night And you'll be kicking left and right You say you'll be my mystery date? Dear LngJhnAg I just can't wait |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
I can't belive that you dear Miss Behavin', tells mey lngjhnag to not get a kitty..did you see where I was sending you guys on the date??? and you still want to go? LOL.. Pandora...how come you vote no? |
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The Lady of Shallot Senior Member
since 2001-10-03
Posts 818USA |
I found one for you!   -befriend yourself and you will never be alone- Anna [This message has been edited by The Lady of Shallot (edited 10-18-2001).] |
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A Whisper's Caress Senior Member
since 2000-11-03
Posts 791on the horizon of a fairytale |
My daughter recently talked my husband into letting her have a kitten, It was a long tough battle, but, he is her favorite person and he loves her. Tell him to give it a chance, they are not all snooty, and kittens are so darn funny when they play he will come around in no time. good luck..... ya know, shhhhh, you could always bring one home and tell him you found it one the roadside..... Poetic verse nestled in the warmth of my heart, reveals the sweet yearnings of my soul.... |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
you get a kitty mine got run over a couple days ago and I still sad. |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
how come i vote no, you ask? that should be so clear! longjohn kicks us in the as*!!!!!! purrrrr..... meeeooowwwwta here  beware pandora's box... |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Well, it looks like the vote is my favour, I actually see ole LJA starting to waiver. He's seeing the wisdom of our friends here many, And threating to get me if I tell any. So, I'll just have to figure a sneaky way, To tell you if it's a special kitty getting day. Love to you all..and THANKS (except Pandora and Nan..but love ya anyways, too) [This message has been edited by Lorelei54 (edited 10-17-2001).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Lil Lorelei is getting her way, So I'm here feeling the blues. While she gets her cat on your OK I'll be donning my cat-kicking shoes. The cat will be a pirate's mate, She'll sail o'er the bounding main. Yes. Sailing will be her fate. My kitty kickers will strike again! But, alas, my Lorelei intercedes, It will be a cold winter, she states, If my kitty kickings don't cease I'll be sleeping on our city's grates. I'm now happy I have so many friends, People who are always on my side, Who will be kind and not rub it in When congratulating sweet Lorelei. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Sending....litter! |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
We went and looked at kitties today, at the humane society...seems we have to have a home study b/f we can have the kitty of our choice..what ever happened to paying your moeny and taking them home? This is almost too much time to think for LJA...LOL...but we shall see... |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
trying to see if my new pic will appear |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Thanks a lot to all you low down kitty lovers out there! Thanks a lot! Do you realize what this will do to my persona? My reputation? My peace of mind? My pride? Do you?!!!! |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Lorelei, you could always get one and tell him you are looking after it for a friend....while they move to Africa Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
I've found a kittie He will be just fine I've found a kittie And he is just devine. Hey Mike...I promise I won't ask for anything else for my birthday or Christmas for the next few years!!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
My dearest sweet Lorelei - It's not the asking that makes me spend, It's not tradition and all that. It's your love that'll make me befriend Your future kitty cat. |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
LJA---Why do you think only women will vote yes to Lorelei's kitty? You've just got to get to know cats. I have one that retrieves, just like a dog. Some cats are very cool. Lorelei---At least get a male kitten, ok? That might make it a little easier for him. I recommend either yellow tabby of solid black. Though, there's a really cute little grey tabby with white feet living under the deck where I work that really needs a good home. I'll pay all postage...??? |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Duncan...the kittie will be male for sure..I used to have a Siameese cat (Imhotep) who would play fetch, jump into my arms...and slept on top of my head..he was a charm. I'm hoping for another Siameese...thanks for your vote of confidence.. |
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OctoberSky Junior Member
since 2000-12-04
Posts 12 |
I once saw an ad in a newspaper true story, it said wanted good home for male roughly 27 years old potty trained and likes to cuddle any way a wife was actually ""selling"" or giving away her husband because she wanted the cat to stay he didnt, on the next page it said CAT WON LOL I dont think she actually gave her husband away, but maybe you get the point?? funny story, hope you WIN!! |
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