Throw The Coloring Book At Him ( The People Vs. Andrew Scott )

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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2001-10-15 04:41 PM

With shaded words and jaded thoughts
Lt. Gray before Judge Black was brought ,
" You stand accused the record shows
of painting womens under-clothes ."

"How do you plead lest I proceed
to fine you for this dirty deed ?"
" Not guilty , sir , I've proof you see
that it was Andrew Scott , not me !"

A gasp did echo through the court ,
" and furthermore I will report
he did not act alone in this
'cuz Doc Moose was his accomplice !"

"Order in the court , you cranyons !"
"Have the first witness take the stand !"
" Do you so swear to tell the truth
and nothing but the truth forsooth ?"

" I do , " says Scarlet , blushing pink ,
" No matter what Nurse Crachit thinks ."
" I must object , " says lawyer Brown ,
" for Andrew Scott was out of town ,
and tho' 'tis true he plays with wax ,
we must concern ourselves with facts !"

"You're over-ruled , you pompous fool ,
how did you ever pass law school ? '
"The facts are you're a poor excuse ,
the court will hear from Dr. Moose ."

" In your own words Miss Scarlet please
pray tell us while out painting trees ,
did you not see Sir Andrew Scott
do to those whites what he should not ?"

" I'm not azure just what I saw ,
or if it was against the law ,
but Drew stewed wax 'til boiling hot
then painted whites with polka-dots !"

" Crayolas in the jury box ,
I rest my case , he's one sly fox ,
we can't convict you're well aware
without said painted underwear ,

as all of you including Blue
don't seem to have the slightest clue
as to those items whereabouts
I move we throw this whole case out !"

" This case dismissed !" exclaims Judge Black
" The evidence is what we lack ,
so Doc and Drew you may go free
but hey , Justin Amongstus III ,
your secrets out , I know because
I saw them in Victorias' "

Lady In White

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since 2001-02-12

Posts 2799
USA

1 posted 2001-10-15 05:02 PM

I shall laugh out loud, I fear
for what I see is what I hear
Poor Andrew Scott in trouble again!
Why, even Crayons know that when
Justins have come to hear what's said
he may as well play possum dead!

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 2001-10-18 02:15 PM

ROFLMAO... But seriously Doc, you of all my four footed friends should know that I do not paint! I'm a scribbler. Always have been... always will be! As for Ms. Scarlet seeing me... well, I haven't been seen for quite some thyme. In fact, that is one of the problems I've been having of late... being seen that is. So me thinks the lady has been dipping into your little black bag for those special M&M's again. As for where is the underwear? I think Nurse C is the only 'Stuter who's into whites.

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2001-10-19 09:43 AM

I enjoyed this very much... though it does make me long for those good ole days. *S*

Psssst... was that dismissal with or without prejudice??? For rumor has it that Andrew's wearing the missing evidence. *EG*

[This message has been edited by suthern (edited 10-19-2001).]

Startime
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since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

4 posted 2001-10-19 09:49 AM

*giggling delightedly* such fun in every word and comment. *looking around* I wonder if there is maybe more than one piece of evidence. LOL I love this. It got me laughing this morning.

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

5 posted 2001-10-20 11:35 PM

Doc and Drew got off  Scot free
Even though the judge agreed
The pair had really done the crime
For which they wouldn’t serve the time

If I’d a  known there was a court
I would have put myself before it
To tell the judge what I had seen
And twasn’t a drug induced  dream

I saw them two sneak out the gates
Of that crazy stutee place
Equipped with paint and brushes too
They only stopped to use the loo

I saw them chasing women down
All around this crazy town
Doc would grab a woman fair
While Drew painted her underwear

Now if Judge Black had called up me
Dotted underwear he’d surly see
For to me they also painted wrong
The day I wore my smallest thong

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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