Next Stop? Andrew Scott! Is He Real??

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Justin Genius
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since 2001-04-02

Posts 85

0 posted 2001-10-01 06:15 PM

Next Stop? Andrew Scott! Is he real??

I heard a cry for help from Lady Red, quite in distress,
"My 'Drew took off to Canada and may be in a mess."
I told her not to worry 'bout the crazy Crayon King,
Most likely he'll be found in places where a King can swing.

But nonetheless I made a call to Justin Vest & Woe,
To find my brothers only search for women called Jane Doe.
But looking high and low to find a Jane's ridiculous!
You guys should also search for dazzling Miss Anonymous!

Since Justin Vest could not be more than Justin Capable,
-Some brothers change their egos quick, they're Justin Satiable!-
I called upon dog Ian; let him sniff King's gooey stew
And asked him to stop peeing; help me track down poor Andrew.

"Well surely I will help; for him I'll even go to Hell,
There isn't much I wouldn't do for Andrew my old pal."
Unfortunate I lost him to a poodle named Nanette,
She tempted him by showing off with photos of bidets.

The Doc I found in hiding in his own Bewilderment ,
His alter ego Fudd - Potato Head - out on Moose hunt.
He shouted; "I will get you Moose, I'm leader of the pack!"
But thus far only Elmer's pride got hurt by this attack.

The Doctor said "The Crayon King? I haven't got a clue,
He makes Justin Disputable the finest gooey stew,
And his potato peeler would be Justin Valuable,
To use on Fudd, so vanishing's Justin Excusable!"

"But nonetheless the question rises; Where is Andrew Scott?
Abducted by the aliens or held by Passion's squat?
I found a trail of crayon crumbs and boots that walk a mile,
A clue of "multi-colored things" I hope to be worthwhile."

I thanked the Doc, took off with boots that walk a mile or seven,
They took me all the way to Vegas and Poetic Haven.
But all I found were Chip & Dale and Moderators many
Who claimed they'd seen him filed at Ron's and labelled Miss Cellany.

I tried to byte a bit or two, I even tried some hacking,
But Ron, he walked right up to me and said; "You must be kidding!
Athena'd lose her memory with Andrew on her disk ,
She'd never keep the King on file, it's just not worth the risk."

So I give up! I'm out of clues! There is NO Andrew Scott!
He's fictional, a story, like the tales of Camelot!

Unless YOU have information on his whereabouts. I'd be happy to dig into it and search some more.

Justin Genious
(Soon to be genius)

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

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Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2001-10-01 07:16 PM

Justin,
An interesting and enjoyable read.

Dark Angel
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since 1999-08-04

Posts 10095

2 posted 2001-10-01 07:30 PM

very enjoyable indeed

Maree.

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 2001-10-01 08:03 PM

Of course there is no Andrew Scott! Andrew Scott is a kind and gentle man with something nice to say about everyone he meets and who loves his wife and children very much and writes excellent poetry,,,,,obviously a fictional character!

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

4 posted 2001-10-01 10:16 PM

What?? Andrew Scott??? Here in Canada???? I must go on a quest. On a mission to find him. I shall report back with my detective report later

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

5 posted 2001-10-02 01:21 PM

Am I live?
Or is it Memorex?
Answers in shattered glass
Reflect facets of crystal clear truth
That any blind man my see through.
I am the ghost in the machine.
The thing that goes bump in the night.
The shadow of the sun.
“To be or not to be?”
Is not the question for me.
But was I ever really real?
Aye! There be the rub of it.
And it chafes like sixty grit
Against the grain of logic
Which screams a high-pitched warning:
“Be careful where you throw that rock son.
You don’t know what you might hit.”

[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 10-02-2001).]

Decaflame
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since 2001-05-11

Posts 1635

6 posted 2001-10-02 01:36 PM

I knew, Oh I knew, Andrew Scott would debut!

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