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Elizabeth Santos
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0 posted 2001-09-26 05:08 PM


A Sonnet Not Worth a Penny

We should consider monetary change
For pennies occupy such precious space
It isn’t worth the time to rearrange
The copper pennies in their proper place

A Wedgwood pitcher, tins, a fish’s tank
Fill to the brim with such unnoticed speed
I’m always lugging bags bound for the bank
With coins of little value, little need

The nickel simply aggravates my mind  
Although it’s worth is just a little more
It’s value doesn’t really justify
Annoyance of its usage anymore

If I may take a bit more of your time
May I discuss the value of a dime?


A dime is just a worthless blah..blah.......

blah....blah..quarter...blah..blah...blah
Elizabeth Santos



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1 posted 2001-09-26 05:11 PM



ROTF....Elizabeth!  We don't often get a chuckle of a sonnet from you, so this is at LEAST worth a guilder!

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2 posted 2001-09-26 06:33 PM


I personally thought that it might be worth a few Rubles myself. . .  

great job Liz. . .

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Songbird
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3 posted 2001-09-26 08:02 PM


Funny!! Penny for your thoughts... a dime for your time.. a quarter for your trouble.. and the five and ten cent store lies way back somewhere in my memory. Guess it we can'
t buy a stamp with it or make a phone call..they aren't much use anymore.

Enchantress
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4 posted 2001-09-26 08:20 PM


This is toooo funny!! Enjoyed!
You should live over here in Canada where people get a hernia from carrying around all the one and two dollar coins we now have!  
~Smiles, Nancy~


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So that you won't ever forget me.~
  

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5 posted 2001-09-26 08:26 PM



LOL!    

Liz, well, it's unanimous - you really can write about ANY topic!    This was just too cute~

Melissa~

"Poetry is not an opinion expressed...
it is a song that rises from a bleeding
wound...or a smiling mouth"

~Kahlil Gibran~

Elizabeth Santos
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6 posted 2001-09-26 08:42 PM


Thank you, penny toting Americans and dollar toting Canadians for your remarks. I have long belived the penny and nickel to be useless coins, totally out of date and without value. Oh, well I gotta go count my pennies. See you later
Thanks
Liz

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7 posted 2001-09-26 08:44 PM


Oh you truly made me laugh!  Not worth a penny?  Hey, we have at Safeway a machine where you dump all your coins in, it sorts, and out spits a slip of paper you turn in for paper money...tell you this, I dumped a bag and it spit out a paper worth $320.20 - try it!  Then donate it to the charity of your choice.  I was shocked at how much all that annoying change added up to.  I figured it an annoyance too, until it turned into enough to buy a swing for a daycare who needed it!   Well it's worth spinning your pennies into something useful to help others right?  How about the relief fund?  Oh I know...blah, blah, blah     lol

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[This message has been edited by Mysteria (edited 09-26-2001).]

Elizabeth Santos
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8 posted 2001-09-26 08:54 PM


Mysteria, thanks for the tip on where to pitch pennies. I could buy a whole playground with mine. Great way to dump annoying pennies and Blah...blah...blah nick...
Liz

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