poem - miss cleo's psychotic hotline

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Open Poetry #15

poem - miss cleo's psychotic hotline

PoemCrazy
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since 2000-11-30

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0 posted 2001-09-10 03:15 AM

miss cleo must go
miss cleo oh no
psyhic, yeah right
damn, i'm cursed!

ha ha!...tom

anybody know how to remove warts?

Paula Finn
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since 2000-06-17

Posts 5546
missouri

1 posted 2001-09-10 03:17 AM

Two parts wolfsbane to one part wormguts...sure cure...teehee

PoemCrazy
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since 2000-11-30

Posts 159

2 posted 2001-09-10 03:26 AM

Hi Paula!

hey, the folks who sell Compound W will be after you for revealing trade secrets!

shhhh!

ooh! that smarts!
don't listen to Paula!...tom

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

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3 posted 2001-09-10 03:29 AM

Mugwort...(must be in bloom) in a tincture with apple cider vinegar and wormwood and marigold petals...OR...frog urine. Despite rumors, it is actually quite acidic and is considered very effective in the removal of warts.

Call my 1-800 number for details.

PoemCrazy
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since 2000-11-30

Posts 159

4 posted 2001-09-10 03:41 AM

Hi Serenity!

>Mugwort...(must be in bloom)

(grabs something green)
is this a mugwort?
damn thing keeps saying:
"bright light! bright light!"

> in a tincture with apple cider vinegar
> and wormwood and marigold petals...

add...some stuff...and stir.

> OR...frog urine.

here, froggy froggy...

> Despite rumors, it is actually quite
> acidic and is considered very effective
> in the removal of warts.

so the instructions start with
"wipe frog piss on your arm..."?

> Call my 1-800 number for details.

900, doll, are you nuts or what?

thanks, i think...tom

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

5 posted 2001-09-10 03:50 AM

Wart removal is free. I consider it a public service.

PoemCrazy
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since 2000-11-30

Posts 159

6 posted 2001-09-10 04:05 AM

Hi Serenity!

look! this mugwort has a lot of warts! consider him a test subject. i'll just...watch

not too much bleeding, ok?...tom

Sunnyone
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since 2000-07-06

Posts 5334
Staffordshire, England

7 posted 2001-09-11 08:38 AM

Oh yeah!!!! Great one here!!!! And call miss Cleo on the warts......she knows everything!!!!

The road goes on forever, and the stories never end...

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