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Do you know where your kitty is right now? a rictameter(?)
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Do you know where your kitty is right now? a rictameter(?) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Kitties, Always plotting Counter top objectives. The promised land beckons them, Milk and forbidden foods lure them upward. A quick sentry lookout for their Absent keepers, who think they can trust their Kitties. . . ---and, for Apachecat ----- . . kitty comes quickly, canopener pheremones hide the pit bull scent. [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 09-07-2001).] |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Never leave your cat alone. paladin |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
target practice  |
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Professor Gloom Member Elite
since 2000-07-23
Posts 3082of Depression |
nice poem, and cats are actually people and we are the animals. Gloom |
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Apachecat906 Member
since 2001-09-04
Posts 217Michigan, USA |
"A quick sentry lookout for their absent keepers" Yeah this reminds me of my 4 evil kitties. And then when their sentry look reveals their keeper to be staring directly at them, they just stare back all innocent and stuff. Evil kitties, good poem |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Apache - On that note, perhaps I should edit the post to include the senryu I worte yesterday. I think you would approve - lol |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
I don't hava a kitty...but I do like the rictameter Charisma |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
SEA! Don't EVEN get him started! |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
(sorry)  |
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Carolina Member
since 2001-08-17
Posts 224Myrtle Beach, SC |
I ALWAYS know where my kitty is. I never leave home without her! Live today as if it's your last. Love today as if it's your first. Lisa |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
LOL...What's a rictameter??? Enjoyed! ~Time has cast a spell on you |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Yanno, Lady - If I didn't know better (and I don't), I would think you sense some KICKIN' coming on! Hey? Lol - Here's a hug before my primal anti-sabertooth-kitty urges set in. Yanno, Paladin - never leaving kitty alone is permissible, if you just keep her in a real small cage with a lot of clanging bells around it *veg* SEA - Target practice? Yamean me? *pointing my finger at my chest* Perhaps I'm just mistaken. Lisa - ROFL@never leave home without it - whatta line! Charisma - Not having a kitty is like, is like, is like not having a toothache! Good for you! There's hope in the world after all. Enchantress - There's another poem in these pages in which the form is explained. Please don't quiz me, as I tend to fail these quizzes most spectacularly. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Oh God, here he goes with the kitty jokes again!!! Counter-top objectives, I love it! Cor |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
At last!!!!  I KNEW it wouldn't be long before your whomp 'em, stomp 'em, torturous, evil, kitty-hating homicidal tendencies came out!! Kiss those ladies goodbye, sailor. Girls love their fluffy feline friends (except I ain't too sure about SEA any more!)Nice knowing ya, rail-rider!  |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
I'll tell you where THIS kitty is, she's right here watching you! you've got it right that felines can be sneaky! this is true! you may not see me slinking 'round but trust me, i am here! if i were you, i'd watch my tongue! i'll make myself real clear..... how DARE you come in here again and mention poisoned food! hey, sailor, you've got lots of nerve! you're also very rude! you lace your arsenic of words with threats to pussycats, a CATalyst, your verse a lure to CATaclysmic spats! well, let me let the CAT out of the bag, you buccanneer, you've never heard a CATerwaul like i can mew in here! you say you have a pit bull hidden ready for attack? just try it, pirate, but for now you'd better watch your back! my claws are out and ready for your ev'ry move, you con! so get back in your CATamaran and keep your longjohns on! we kittens are so loveable! with cuddly, soft sweet fur! but DON'T mess with pandora or you'll hear a shrilling purrrrrrr within your ear while you're asleep so soundly! do not scoff! this feline knows how to attack and tear those longjohns off! pandora doesn't play! no threats are tolerated, hear? so take your surly anti-kitty words out to the pier and toss them in the ocean where we'll watch them sink and drown! no pussy threats will be allowed when THIS CAT is around! purrrrrrrrhaps you don't believe me, sir? don't tempt me with your threat! pandora's ready for the pounce, you ain't seen nothin' yet!!!!!!!!!!! meeeeeeooooooooowwttahereremember....... beware pandora's box... |
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The Rusty Knight Member
since 2001-08-29
Posts 414Texas |
A rictameter is what they measure earthquakes with Enchantress. lol Death comes not when we cease to breathe, but when we cease to dream. |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
now now, I keep my Kitty nice and cozy thank you very much the other kitties are target practice for Long John!!! silly folks....you know he loves kickin kitties |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
cute poem..i enjoyed this a lot |
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Apachecat906 Member
since 2001-09-04
Posts 217Michigan, USA |
I just came back to this thread... and oh what I have missed. Thanks for the edit, LngJohn, but I would head Pandora's words, those kitties have a way of getting you when you leasst expect it. LOLOL I am so glad I found you guys, between this and the smilie thread, I've had my limit of giggles today. |
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