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Ms. 'Deer, Don't Treat Your Man Like a Dog...(From last Labor Day)
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Ms. 'Deer, Don't Treat Your Man Like a Dog...(From last Labor Day) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
She woke up this morning, Her dog was on her bed, Balladeer was somewhere else, Chasin' somethin' else instead, Her pooch was sympathetic, He's always by her side, He's faithful and devoted, Companion, friend and guide, Ms. 'Deer, don't treat your man like a dog. If you need protection, If danger's lurking near, Your mutt would give his life for you... but if Balladeer is hangin' 'round, Your future may be grim, Statistics show you probly' need Protection from him... Ms. 'Deer...don't treat your man like a dog... If you treat your fella, Like he was royalty, He'll just take ya for granted ya know.. Most males of "his" species Don't exhibit loyalty, They just "Tom Cat" where ever they go! It's hard to find a human male That's as charming as a pup, I know some who speak and fetch, Rollover and sit up.. Though they can do tricks for you With charm and dignity, and though some have great intellect, They lack nobility.. Ms. 'Deer..don't treat your man like a dog! Well you can pamper your puppy He'll love ya just the same, Unless ya got a man like me, (and Toerag is my name) Ms. 'Deer, don't treat your man like a dog! So feed your dog Purina, And take him to the vet, Brush him when he's tangled, And dry him when he's wet, And if ya want a sweetie, Who will never let ya down Forget about old Balladeer, ya oughtta try the pound.. Ms. 'Deer, don't treat your man like a dog! (A Toeragged version of a very old blues song)...yall have a great weekend now ya hear?... |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hey Toe, How have you been stranger? Soooo good to see you again! Geeze, it's been a really long time, too long. I hope you can check in a little more frequently in the future! Take care! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, I can't wait for Balladeers answer. I'll be watching more carefully. Once again glad your back. |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Toe, glad to see your stuff here again. The smiles you give are of the extra large variety. Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
can't wait for Balladeer's response...hope he gets to see it and counterattacks back...heehee  |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
My toes were wiggling as I read this. LOL That balladeer better watch his tune. |
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