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vlraynes
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0 posted 2001-08-10 05:52 PM



~Bovine Reflections~

walking along with me by my side
no better companion...in me i confide
look at me...graceful...what beautiful stride
i'm a looker that can't be denied

once i was spending my days in belief
our souls were as one, but our happiness brief
you left me to pasture, in search of prime beef
like a steak in my heart, i could find no relief

why would i want you beside me to share
the mooooods of my life, when you really don't care
you'll listen pretending we'd make a fine pair
graze on my dignity, stripping me bare

so i'll hoof it alone, crystal waters my friend
i'm all i need...that's the truth in the end
you see, i've 'got milk' so my heart's on the mend
on myself, i will always depend!

~vlraynes




"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes


[This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 08-11-2001).]

© Copyright 2001 Vicky L. Raynes - All Rights Reserved
paladin
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1 posted 2001-08-10 06:01 PM


This poem really moooooooved me to declare.
"Got milk,need oreos".

paladin

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2 posted 2001-08-10 06:45 PM


Udderly Ridiculous
~*Marge Tindal*~

You flipped my 'burgers' upside down
with the cavorting of your clowns
Made me cry out in relief
"It's Udderly Ridiculous !"
"Now, WHERE'S THE BEEF ?"


Girlfriend ... you are CRAZY !
And ... so much for waiting for the price of beef to go down !
LOL !

I love your WONDERFULLY CONTAGIOUS senseless of humor !
*Hugs*
~*Me*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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3 posted 2001-08-10 10:09 PM


Vickie, you crack me up. enjoyed this very much...very gentle smile
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4 posted 2001-08-10 10:38 PM


Vicky--You are too cute!!h
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5 posted 2001-08-11 12:08 PM


Oh, Vicky, don't let yourself turn to bovine.
You know that I've always considered you mine.
I've always been wild for your feminine stature
But not when you're there standing out in a pasture
This kind of behavior is way out of line!!!!

Getting under your jersey is my wish, that's true
But I didn't mean when the Jersey is you!!!!
Watching you  graze with a mouthful of weeds
Can sure put a damper on most of my needs
And those cowpies you're making have got to go, too!  

Come back to me, Vicky. This thing is absurd.
You're much more to me than just one of the herd!
Those bulls out there roaming will just try to bilk you
You're safer with me 'cause I won't try to milk you
And I won't complain if the food tastes like curd!



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6 posted 2001-08-11 02:34 AM


Vicky~
*SEA shakes her head*
LOL this is soooooo cute!! I love how you did this  

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7 posted 2001-08-11 03:28 AM


HOLY COW TO ALL THREE OF YOU



Moo-t-y good Vicky!

To see real beauty ~ being blindfolded helps!   ~* Mysteria *~

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8 posted 2001-08-11 07:35 AM


Where's the Beef? Why in the Passionature, of course...I think I'm sending you all out there...

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9 posted 2001-08-11 10:25 AM




Are you two talking about beef
oh my goodness what a relief
for there is plenty of beef on me
I was created this way you see
Maybe if you really don't mind
you can just peek at my behind
I am not a beauty that's for sure
but my beef I promise you is pure
If I may I'll stroll along with you
Wait for me, I'm not so fast, Booooooh

Titia





A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess...
Feel free to use the pictures on my website. http://communities.msn.com/Titiasplace/


[This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (edited 08-11-2001).]

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10 posted 2001-08-11 07:13 PM


Laughing so hard here!!!!!!  MOOOOOOO
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11 posted 2001-08-11 09:02 PM


Wonderful allegory.
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12 posted 2001-08-12 07:01 AM



paladin-
   LOL...so glad this mooooooooved you.
   Now would that be the original or the
   Oreos with double stuff?
  
MargieGirl-
   You crack me up, my silly friend.
   Flipped your burgers, did I? LOL
   Well, with the price of beef like it is,
   I couldn't very well afford steak! LOL
   Thanks for getting 'senseless' with me, my friend!
   Love ya

Logan-
   I crack ME up too! LOL
   Glad this gave you a giggle.

Martie-
   Thanks, friend!   Glad you enjoyed!


Balladeer moooooove over here
don't question my demeaner
you know what they say about
'the grass is always greener'?

well, in this case, i've found it's true
you'll see...just come and join
there's no better place to be
when you're seeking tenderloin

give me a chance to please you
in my new bovine-ish way
i'll let you see my rump roast
on a steamy summer's day

you can have this jersey
anytime you please
I'll even let you milk me
'cuz you're such an udder tease

it's not those other bulls i want
they're no better than swine
the hide i'm checkin' out is yours
you're lookin' mighty fine  


SEA-
   LOL...I'm shakin' my head too!
   Glad you enjoyed this bit of insanity!

Mysteria-
   Thanks much, my friend!
   Glad it mooooooved you.

Nan-
   LOL @ the 'Passionature'!
   Care to join us? LOL

Titia, dear, get it in gear
we're here waitin' for you
there's always room among the herd
for a bovine as fine as you
don't say you're not a looker
true beauty comes from within
if they held a 'big heart pageant'
you'd be assured to win


Irish Rose-
   LOL...glad this one gave you a laugh.

MoonShadow-
   Thanks so much.

   hugs to all,
   ~vicky

  
  
  

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes



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13 posted 2001-08-12 10:34 PM


Vic!
  You're so grrreat!  This was quite entertaining!!!  Hey, I'm back in town...call me!
       mua
         Tanya

vlraynes
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14 posted 2001-08-13 10:53 PM



Tanya...er...Cindi...er...I'm soooo confused!! LOL
   Thanks muchly, my long lost friend!
   Glad you enjoyed my little bit of bovine insanity!
   Glad you're back in town too...can't
   wait to get together and do something.
  
   Love ya,
   ~vicky


"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes



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15 posted 2001-08-23 07:39 AM


you, my friend, have truly gone to poetic lunacy..

but i like it..its interesting..it doesnt do for my heart what the more serious in nature does for me..lol  but its a good laugh..and good laughs are a good thing  

hugs, g

~dgvarner/fallen rain~

"i believe we are here for a reason.  
as each day unfolds,
we see less of the shadow
and more of the sun"  -unknown

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16 posted 2002-08-27 05:45 PM


LOL-ing ... a year later !!!

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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