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Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

0 posted 2001-07-27 10:37 PM

I pulled on my pantyhose
It ran faster than a gazelle
I slipped into my penny loafers
So quickly that I fell

My skirt split up the left side
My blouse lost the collar
What else could go wrong?
Can you hear me holler?

The battery on my car has died
The key broke off in the door
Triple A has turned me off
And now it's starting to pour

My house key is locked inside
So into a window I crawl
I fall into the kitchen sink
And stagger into the hall

The dog thinks I’m a crook
So he grabs me by the heel
I trip and fall onto the floor
Can't believe this all is real

I try to call my boss at work
To tell him I'm not coming in
But the phone line is dead
This is a game I'll never win

I lay back on the bed and cry
Not knowing what to say
Suddenly I realize
Today is Saturday!

RSWells
Member Elite

since 2001-06-17

Posts 2533

1 posted 2001-07-27 10:40 PM

Hehehe I needed a laugh.

Jamie
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since 2000-06-26

Posts 3168
Blue Heaven

2 posted 2001-07-27 10:41 PM

rofl-- As they say-- It could be raining..lol

There is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar.
byron

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

3 posted 2001-07-27 10:45 PM

This was just too funnym and boy am I glad your muse is out of hiding, brother when she returns she is rejuvinated that is for sure. Excellent PdeV, and so much fun!

vlraynes
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-25

Posts 8229
Somewhere... out there...

4 posted 2001-07-27 10:52 PM

Sharon-
   LOL! I hate when that happens!
   Love it, Sharon.

   hugs,
   ~vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes

shadow974
Senior Member

since 2001-06-21

Posts 636
Michigan

5 posted 2001-07-27 11:11 PM

Nice!!! nice!!! I needed a laugh. It started out so sad then wham pleasure.

Throw your heart out in front of you
And run out to catch it.

Dark Angel
Member Patricius

since 1999-08-04

Posts 10095

6 posted 2001-07-27 11:45 PM

LOL, you need breakfast at McDonalds. This reminds me of an ad they had.

Thanks for the laugh SHaron, I truly enjoyed.

Maree

[This message has been edited by Dark Angel (edited 07-27-2001).]

JLR
Senior Member

since 2001-02-04

Posts 1785

7 posted 2001-07-28 12:20 PM

Just when you think it's safe to get out of bed...this was great!

Michael G
Senior Member

since 2000-06-25

Posts 579
Nashville

8 posted 2001-07-28 01:08 AM

OOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh yes!!!!!!! Do I know days like this!! Thank you so much for the smile
Michael

Poet deVine

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since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

9 posted 2001-07-28 10:09 AM

Thank you all!!! I was just trying to write and have some fun...glad you liked it.

Sven

Member Laureate

since 1999-11-23

Posts 14937
East Lansing, MI USA

10 posted 2001-07-28 10:51 AM

Well, you did good. . .

I know that I've had days like this. . . lol. . . great job. . .

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

SmittenKitten
Senior Member

since 2001-06-20

Posts 1131
where the sky and horizon meet

11 posted 2001-07-28 12:48 PM

Hehehe, wonderful

unfortunately I work on Saturdays so it's just not the same! But I do know this feeling all too well

~Krista

"Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you.
And all you can do is to go where they can find you."
~Winnie the Pooh

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

12 posted 2001-07-28 04:37 PM

Still not so good even for a saturday...James

BloomingRose
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since 2000-08-09

Posts 3092
Florida

13 posted 2001-07-28 08:02 PM

And I thought my day was a crazy one. ha! Lord, just stay under the covers! lol
This is really a cute poem, and I really needed a good laugh today.
I misplaced my car keys once, and found them in the frig. It was downhill the rest of the day.

Deb

azblond
Senior Member

since 1999-07-01

Posts 637
The Steamy Desert

14 posted 2001-07-28 08:15 PM

OMG---This was hysterical! I loved it!!

P.S. Stop spying on me and writing poems about my normal days!! lol

Let my words fall first upon deaf ears before a closed mind...

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