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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2001-07-11 03:18 PM



  Acute Acrostric Compu-chosis

Staring blankly at your files
Talking to your monitor
(Ax murdered your disks with style 0
Routine problems , flying fur

Kibosh on the news at five
Rather not get in to that
(Asking who got out alive )
Vegetating where you're at

Information highway's closed
Nothing moving there at all
(Gee Dee things are not supposed ... )
Makes you climb the flippin' walls !

As your world keeps closing in
Drool runs rivers down your chin .


Note: If you or anyone you know exhibits one or more of the above symptoms , seek professional help immediately . A.C.C. if left untreated poses a serious health risk . Early detection and treatment reduces this risk and may allow you lead a relatively " normal " life .
                            - Dr. Moose

© Copyright 2001 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Cpat Hair
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1 posted 2001-07-11 03:23 PM


(chuckling) I think it too late for me...

Nicely done

Lady In White
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2 posted 2001-07-11 03:27 PM



a few years back, yes....but I weaned myself away...

oh...oh....I feel the tug.....oh....help!

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3 posted 2001-07-11 03:57 PM


DrMoose~

Stark raving mad
I've surely been
Trapped as ink

Within my pen
Imagining there are others who
Think the same way that I do
Hearing voices calling out

Mesmerizing me, no doubt
Emerging later from my trance

Infused with pure poetry's dance
Never knowing where I'm going

Making tracks to bring me back
Yearning for poetic taste

Mocking me in utter disgrace
Across an avenue or two
Demanding that I try to do
Nothing more than write the blue
Easing simple consciousness
Sifting memories
Suffering with the rest

*Oh, yeah ... I've got it !
Big time
And it's growing too
Darned fast to stop !

Now just look at what you've done
caused me to admit it to the world !
Very clever, Dr.Poet !
~*Marge*~



~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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WhiteDragon
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4 posted 2001-07-11 04:11 PM


Hehe, very entertaining.  Me like..   Jeremy
Irish Rose
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5 posted 2001-07-11 07:12 PM


I've been known to drool at a good lookin' guy  


VAS
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6 posted 2001-07-11 07:41 PM


you mention drool and I've had a poem nagging to be written all day about cool and drool

I may have to let it flow..pun intended, I'll take one whenever one comes around, tyvm

Enjoyed this immensely!!!


brian madden
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7 posted 2001-07-11 07:42 PM


OH MY GOD!!!!! I am inflicted with A.C.C
still I gave hope for a normal life a long time ago. so I would rather be strange.

Though Doc I do have a bad rash here, let me just pull down my pants...LOL. I am kidding
and I will hunt down and scorn anyone who starts a rash rumour about me.

Enjoyed this poem, forgive my babbling it is the A.C.C

"Here I am in prison,here I am with a ball and chain There is whiskey in the jar-o" Traditional irish song.

Dr.Moose1
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8 posted 2001-07-12 04:47 PM


Cpat ,
Too late for us all I fear . Thanks .
Doc

Lady In White ,
Don't give in , keep fighting it ! Thanks
Doc

Marge ,
Your acrostic reply tells me you are too far advanced for a cure . Might as well enjoy the ride . Thanks
Doc
White Dragon ,
Glad you enjoyed .
Doc

Irish Rose ,
Nothing at all wrong with that , although try not to let them see you do it , they might misunderstand .
Doc

Vas ,
Sounds like a very drool idea , I mean cruel
, no cool whatever ...
Doc

brian madden ,
As a fellow sufferer I wish you the best , oops gotta go empty the darn bucket !  Thanks .
Doc

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