I walked right up to your door
reached out and rang the bell
after what you did, Iím ready
to consign your soul to hell
I saw the look on your face!!!
and then your face turned gray
it fell, it rose, you opened your mouth
it turned red and stayed that way!
She walked up behind you
smiled when she saw me
you sputtered, turned, I just smiled
here was the door, I was the key
You sat down and so did we
your wife and your little fling
I was so happy inside
it was all I could do not to sing!
We told you that we knew about
the betrayal and the lies
we never shed a tear for you
an enlightened woman never cries
We almost laughed when you saw
we knew about the other two
in fact we tried to tell them
but they still believed in you
She told you to get out right then
don't take anything but your clothes
you cried, you pleaded, you pouted
as you wiped your runny nose
Silence on this side of the door
as you slowly walked away
we smiled in newfound friendship
today, we made you pay.