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And You Better Believe It, Buster !

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Marge Tindal
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And You Better Believe It, Buster !

~*Marge Tindal*~

Now don't go giving me
any of your flip of the lip
I'm rootin' tootin' ticked
and I'm ready to quip !

Better bring your best
and your quickest quipper
'Cause this Granny don't give
a freakin' flappin' flipper !

We'll stand off at six paces
words our only stimulation
I'll beat your blipping socks off
with a quip of degradation !

So come on if you're ready
If you think you're up to muster
Granny's the quicker-quipper picker-upper
And you better believe it, Buster !


Oh, my friends ...
I needed a smile and I found one~


~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
                               noles1@totcon.com             

© Copyright 2001 Marge Tindal - All Rights Reserved
Logan
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1 posted 07-03-2001 02:26 AM       View Profile for Logan   Email Logan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Logan

Girl, that is one lady that I would say yes maam to and shuffle my toe in the dirt when I said it...very gentle smile
vlraynes
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Marge-
  ROFL...this is too funny!!  
  Glad you found a smile, my friend..
  thanks for sharing it with the
  rest of us!!  

  hugs,
  ~vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes


1slick_lady
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OMG marge ...THANK YOU  THANK YOU  THANK YOU
it was too funny ...just what i needed!!! helen
Kit McCallum
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ROFL ... you know something I love about you Marge?  

Your smiles are contagious!  

Thank "you" for the smiles ... this was great!  

Best wishes,
/Kit
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Thanks for the light hearted moment.

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to decieve"

Seymour Tabin
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Marge,
Where did you find that old crow? The last time I saw her I kababed her. LOL Nice one
jwesley
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Y O U C H !!!  Yes'm!  I'm listening..what ever you say....hee hee...


jwesley
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Marge!  Why in the WORLD did you print this one of me!?  I thought you were going to keep my SECRETS!!!
BloomingRose
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That's a good one Marge!
lol

Hugs,
Deb
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Yes ma'am!
Marge Tindal
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Logan~
And that would probably be the wise and gentlemanly thing to do.

Vicky~
Just had to reach in and grab a smile and spread it !

OneSlickLady~
I like knowing you found a chuckle in it.

Kit~
Now I just hope it spreads all over the nation !

RSWells~
You're quite welcome.

Seymour~
LOL @ 'kababed'
You're too much !

JWesley~
Well, you'd best do just that, buster !

Karilea~
Now that should answer the question,
'Why don't you have YOUR picture up, Marge !'

BloomingRose~
Tee-Hee !  Glad you liked it.

InterLoper~
Now that's the kind of respect I like, young man !  

*Thanks all !  Tickles me pink to know I've made you smile !
~*Marge*~


~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Well you are not going to believe this but minus the cow poke gear, that could be an Aunt of mine (deceased of course), and I hav sent this to her surviving sister for a hoot!  You rootin tootin well made my day!

If I made you smile today then I did my job!
 ~* Mysteria *~

Honeybee
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Margie - you always seem to make smile from ear to ear!  You go girl! This was so witty and funny  

Take care,
Melissa~
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Brilliant Marge, very funny, lmao. I enjoyed very much. In England we would say she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Regards,
Olias.
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Marge---This is the little old lady from Pasadena (my home town)...I think a distant relative by the looks of her...well maybe closer then you think. Big smiles..and thanks!
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Mysteria~
Strip her down 'nekid' .... LOL !
The very thought sends me rolling on the floor !

Melissa~
I got a chuckle or two out of her myself !

OLIAS~
Tee-Hee !
The very idea just tickles me !
Thank you for sharing !

Martie~
Thanks, Sis, for letting me post Mom's picture for all to see !
Are we proud or what ????
LOL @ 'Little Old Lady from Pasadena'
Fits and gales of laughter here !
*Hugs*

*Thanks to all for enjoying a little bit of laughter with me~
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Titia Geertman
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Oh WOW when I was dripping over my ballade tonight this beauty almost sneaked away.

Can't giggle too loud at 3 AM awakening the beautysleepers and so, but I won't be able to sleep at all I can tell you and that's your fault Marge.

Titia  

A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess...
Feel free to use the pictures on my website. http://communities.msn.com/Titiasplace&naventryid=100

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Marge - When I saw the title I just KNEW it was gonnabe a goodie - and it was.  I've never seen a picture of 'Deer in drag.  Thank you so very much.
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hehehe, Marge!  You're going to make me pee my pants!    you are too too funny.  Thank you for the laugh!
Hugs,
~Krista
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Titia~
Shhhh !  Giggling with you !

LongJohn~
Ooooooooh !
Well,I'd not mind a lip-flip with Ballader any night of the week ! !

SmittenKitten~
Glad you are laughing ...
But I'd see a doctor about those puddles !
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Ah yes - what awonderful smile to begin my weekend with... I like this lady - She's my kinda girl... The poem is sooooooo fitting... I'm smilin'...  ... hehe
Rick
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Good laugh Marge, enjoyed he read. Nice of you to share a smile with others.

Rick
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Hi Marge,

It worked! I'm all smiles,, and it feels GREAT  

Love, Cerenity

"God doesn't have to be reminded that we exist.
We have to be reminded that He exist!"

(Writer Unknown)


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MARGE!   I needed this smile today. Thanks!   Adorable work as usual.  
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