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Honeybee
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0 posted 2001-07-01 11:58 PM




Creeping down the stairs of creak
I thought I'd take just one peak
as stench of Spam filled the air
I paused for ponder, do I dare?
and there he was - on wisp of a whim
shakin' everything that his mama gave him,
I swear, he hung from the chandalier!
stripteasing with a grin from ear to ear  
he was shakin' his money maker...
getting down with his bad self in a thong  
Michael in a leopard print g-string...now is that so wrong?
Yes, I'm proclaiming who needs Chippendales or any other man
when we have our dear Balladeer and his club of Spam!

~ ~ ~

This is my reply to your reply to my rictamater "Canada Rose"

© Copyright 2001 Melissa P. Long-Monette - All Rights Reserved
Justbleu
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1 posted 2001-07-02 12:00 PM


Oh very cute....a tribute to the 'Deer one!!!

Bridgette  

Creation of woman from the rib of Man: She was not made from his head to top him; nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him; but out of his side

cpalmer
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2 posted 2001-07-02 12:06 PM


Way to go Melissa!
Cindi

God is our inspiration

Balladeer
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3 posted 2001-07-02 12:10 PM


but...but...but Melissa is such a sweet little girl name and honeybee such a delightful image of a little child in a garden admiring the little wonders of nature...that I though, well...and what are you behind that sweet little name?...I'll tell you what you are....you're a...WOMAN!!!!   WOW! How could you do that....so WELL!? LOL! I apologize! Uncle! Uncle!!! You don't want to see me in a leopard g-string...take my word for it!  
Thank you, Melissa....glad I inspired you!!  

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4 posted 2001-07-02 12:10 PM


Yup you go girlfriend!

If I have made you smile today, then I have done my job!    ~* Mysteria *~

Honeybee
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5 posted 2001-07-02 12:31 PM



I, Melissa the cute lil' honeybee, do solemly vow that I am the posterchild for innocence  
hehehehe...I'm glad everyone enjoyed this lil' tribute to Sir Michael~

Irish Rose
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6 posted 2001-07-02 09:49 AM


Oh, boy this is one for the library, no put it over the fireplace mantle!!!!


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