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VIRUS ALERT!!..hehe

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Attention, Passion poets! You are now on full alert!
A virus is among us that is known as "Little Squirt"!
This virus will wreak havoc on your hard drive and your mind
And, should you contract it, it puts a pain in your behind!

It hides itself in poetry that's written by LongJohn.
We thought we had it conquered. For a long time it was gone
But it has now resurfaced and is spreading through the site...
It acts like it is friendly but it packs a real bite.

It will first mess up your senses and then you will blow a fuse.
Fractured bits of poetry are weapons it will use.
Your memory will be erased of all thoughts bright and clear.
It's only been defeated by your good friend, Balladeer.

If you have a cat at home....poor thing...your pet is gonna die
Dead kitties always seem to put a gleam in LongJohn's eye.
So don't open LongJohn's postings or you will be sorry after...
Your computer will be history and you both will die.....of laughter!  


now, where's Toe?  


I took the road less traveled..now where the hell AM I???

© Copyright 2001 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 06-28-2001 05:15 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

TOE CALL....TOE CALL....LJA....get on the ball!

'Deer is out and in full force
and I've heard he's got the horse
to take you down, or is that a mule?
oh silly me....it's just that bar stool...

LOL...

oh it's going to be fun in here!

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2 posted 06-28-2001 05:17 PM       View Profile for VAS   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for VAS

OkaY, now how much is just poetry here, and how much should be really heed?  Are you just trying to get us to check out the humor in each of Long John's deeds?
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3 posted 06-28-2001 05:17 PM       View Profile for Charisma   Email Charisma   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Charisma's Home Page   View IP for Charisma

oooooooohhhhhhh   bad poetry virus....geesh I'd opened LongJohn's post...but well Im still alive ... though   ...but I know where to go if
there's a virus in my puter....glad I've no cats around  

thanks for the laugh my dear friend.

((hugs))
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4 posted 06-28-2001 05:23 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

sunshine...yes, in full farce I am!  

vas...if you can find humor in any of LongJohn's poems, you have a better eye than I! actually, he's very funny but don't tell him I said so...

Charisma..you needn't worry. I see where you posted in your reply to him that you were faithful to the 'Deer. That protects you. It's like making the sign of the cross in front of the devil....thank you, deer girl  
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5 posted 06-28-2001 05:30 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

It's been a long time since this suthern gal has smiled so much. *G* With Toe still among the missing (those lucky missing folks, whoever and whatever they are *G*) I won't start singing "Happy Days Are Here Again" quite yet... but I will sit back and enjoy. *G*

Great counterattack, Deer One... Thanks for the grins!
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6 posted 06-28-2001 05:35 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Ah, Suthern girl, it's wunnerful to see you here, even though I know you'll jump on Toe's bandwagon should he appear....that's ok..just having ya around is reward enough  
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7 posted 06-28-2001 05:40 PM       View Profile for Charisma   Email Charisma   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Charisma's Home Page   View IP for Charisma

oh my...I am soooooooo glad to know that I'd been protect by the deer himself   ......oh my..there's no virus for me.    

Charisma
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8 posted 06-28-2001 05:43 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I have so much missed these poetic joustings!!! Thanks for the chuckle and I shall stay tuned...  
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9 posted 06-28-2001 05:52 PM       View Profile for Auguste   Email Auguste   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Auguste's Home Page   View IP for Auguste

Deer,

This is wonderful.    I do have a cat at home.  Gonna get a neighbor to keep her for awhile, just in case.

Michael

Michael Auguste~
There is more depth to the heart than the human mind can comprehend and it only has boundaries when we choose to fence it in.  

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Balladeer, you made my day (ha ha did say that to Long John too just now)

Can't help it, can't live without some humor and you both give me plenty.

Titia  

A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess...
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Balladeer~

You've certainly been around enough
to recognize a 'Little Skirt' ...
I meant SQUIRT !
Don't worry deer sweet poet
I'll not give LJ's stuff another glance
With our Balladeer at the ready ...
that virus has no chance !

*I needed this giggle ... erupting into guffaws ! !
LongJohn's met his match again !
~*Marge*~

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12 posted 06-28-2001 06:09 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I was gonna comment on this wonderful poem... But I couldn't remember what it said...
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ROFL ... With the wit and charm of you 3 gents ... all a lady has to do is sit back, smile and enjoy the entertainment!  Loved this Michael ... Let the games begin!  

Best wishes,
/Kit
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Balladeer my darling..........you know I love you so
but it's so much fun to play around with....... Long Johns and big Toe  

I'm betting my computer.....can handle a bug or two
If not you can count....on me calling you!  
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15 posted 06-28-2001 08:08 PM       View Profile for esclandre   Email esclandre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for esclandre

poor kitties!

LOL

Esclandre
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Balladeer...You are too cute...get out the can of Raid!

It's a pitty
for any who don't like my kitty
I'm gonna hitty
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'Deer dear heart, I've been hit by the virus and I didn't even do more than peek in the door.

Oh calamity, I've having to use a back up puter, and it doesn't like me very much.

Wonderful writing, I needed this laugh after my day, Thank you muchly.   :bigrin:

Take care
love as always
Mushy
    

Take back the hope you gave,- I claim
Only a memory of the same
Robert Browning


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OMG...Martie..."hitty"?

bump!

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19 posted 06-28-2001 10:50 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Charisma...protected you are. Can I interest you in some fungi?  

serenity..so have I and LongJohn's a pretty good jouster!  

Auguste...good idea. He has a history of cat felonies!  

Titia...thank you! I will give until it hurts...and it NEVER hurts!  

Marge..that's my girl! I can always count on you to do what's right...or, at least, hilarious!  

Nan...too late for you. You're SICK!!!  

Kit...right you are. Sit back...smile...and count the body bags! Glad we make you smile  

SEA...if you find you are infected....and you need to be resurrected...I hope by all the stars above that I'm the one elected!!  

esclandre...I agree! You wouldn't believe some of the poetry LongJohn has written maligning those poor critters. It's shocking!  

Martie..It's a pitty
for any who don't like my kitty
I'm gonna hitty..

If you don't mind my saying so
This sounds a little......

LOL!!! but we love ya!  

Mushy...sometimes a peek is all it takes! You'll get better....I promise!  

Sunshine....LOL! Yep, that's what she said, the eloquent little devil!  

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'deer.......NUDGE  
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It's said that I'm a virus,
My poetry will infect ya.
Trust me, Ladies, and if you get sick,
I promise to inspect ya!

'Deer - It's great getting back into the saddle for awhile.  I've missed the banter and the elbow rubbing with a real genius of the written word.  How about you?  lol
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22 posted 06-28-2001 11:58 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

ROFL!!! Yep, me too. You are indeed a quipster supreme...or, at least, ONE of the Supremes  
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LMAO, Oh dear Balladeer, I needed this laugh after a day of babysitting, and I needed to let that darn virus in (heard there was an inspection went along with it - wink, wink!)And I say lads, how's about challenging Kit to get in on this with you, talk about wit supreme, bet our Lady of Rhyme, can hold her own against you guys any day, what say there Kit?  This was a hoot!  LOL at Nan yet again!  Thanks for the chuckle.

"Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and you lose yourself."
~ Hopi ~

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24 posted 06-29-2001 02:23 AM       View Profile for Charisma   Email Charisma   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Charisma's Home Page   View IP for Charisma

glad I'm protected as I see that smily virus here...  

If I'm interested in a fungi my Deer.... oh my ....that sounds real yummy to me  
 
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