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0 posted 2001-06-28 06:22 AM



Just A Shade Of L'Oréal

~*Marge Tindal*~



Scattered of the brain I am
Can't tell a puddle from a pond
Others seem to want to blame it
on the fact that I am blonde !

But, peroxide doesn't reach the brain
It stops at the roots, I think ?
I'm just a shade of L'Oréal
Don't call me a blonde winkie dink !

Just because I'm blonde
don't think that I can't rhyme
Cause I can chew gum and two-step
Well, one step at a time !

Though I often hear music in my head
I can't tell a fiddler from a fluter
I've gone to a lighter shade of L'Oréal
Cause I think it makes me cuter !


~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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© Copyright 2001 Marge Tindal - All Rights Reserved
Kit McCallum
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1 posted 2001-06-28 06:58 AM


ROFL ... Marge you are the antithesis of that stereotype my friend ... most opposite indeed! Thanks for the grins this morning, loved this!  

Best wishes,
/Kit

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2 posted 2001-06-28 07:03 AM


This is good Miss lighter shade of L'Oreal...James
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3 posted 2001-06-28 08:40 AM


Wheeeee!
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4 posted 2001-06-28 08:58 AM


Doubtless you're cute but too astute in your pursuit of humor's root.

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to decieve"

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5 posted 2001-06-28 09:21 AM


One would think all computers look alike.
I know when that blonde uses the 'puter.
The screen is covered in liquid paper
and with lipstick shades that doesn't suit her.


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6 posted 2001-06-28 09:32 AM


Marge,
You couldn't be any cuter. *L*

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7 posted 2001-06-28 10:06 AM



LOL!   And you certainly are a clever lil' cutie patootie  

Take care,
Melissa the brunette  

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8 posted 2001-06-28 10:28 AM


I love it...and only her hairdresser (and now 5000 passionate members) know for sure!    
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9 posted 2001-06-28 11:31 AM


Are you really blonde? ha..i pictured you with dark hair haa...anyway i use wella myself haa..redder than ever..ha..and cuter than ever.. loved it Marge

                      ~Victoria~

Every child is an artist. The challenge is to remain an artist once he grows up.

                                            Pablo Picasso


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10 posted 2001-06-28 11:41 AM


                                "Just because I'm blonde
                               don't think that I can't rhyme
                           Cause I can chew gum and two-step
                                 Well, one step at a time !

                           Though I often hear music in my head
                              I can't tell a fiddler from a fluter
                           I've gone to a lighter shade of L'Oréal
                             Cause I think it makes me cuter !"

Oh you are so CUTE!!   um um!      I loved this and I love your poetic attitude!!

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11 posted 2001-06-28 12:07 PM


Kit~
Well see ...
Just shows-to-go ya' ...
Blondes have funnies too !

JamesMichael~
Big HUG and a  

Karilea~
I like that shade too ...
#10 I believe ! !

RSWells~
LOL !  Whoa ... Blonde AND Astute ...
They should put that on the box !

InterLoper~
Just a grinning ...
How come that White-Out doesn't work ?
My screen looks  F U N N Y !

Seymour~
*Blush*
Love ya'

Melissa~
Big GRINS ...  

PoetdeVine~
Now the WHOLE world knows !

Victoria~
Are you SURE you're not blonde ???
LOL !
~*Marge*~

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12 posted 2001-06-28 12:09 PM


ETHome~
Whoops !
Darn it .... just proved their point, didn't I ?
Thank ya', love !
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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13 posted 2001-06-28 02:06 PM


I woke up to this? I am so cute, let me tell ya!Some advise: keep going lighter and lighter, then they think you're dumber and dumber, but little do they know that those chemicals make us smarter, and smarter. Opps was I male bashing again, slap me up side of my Miss Clairol head will ya?  Marge, you take the cake, you really do, for only you could find a poem in mixing two chemicals together to be as cute as a button (but honey, you would be cute bald!)This was priceless, and so true too!  From one blonde to another, hail chemicals!  Did Mona inspire this one or just the L'Oreal, he he, gotta watch that little muse, she be naughty!

"Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and you lose yourself."
~ Hopi ~

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14 posted 2001-06-28 02:12 PM


Hey, Marge!  Yanno, I never pictured you as a blonde (although I have pictured you in other ways - oops).  This was a really fun poem.  You are so very clever.
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15 posted 2001-06-28 03:09 PM


Marge---and you deserve it cause you're worth it..Loved this sis...Hey, how come I'm not a blond?  Maybe I should be.
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16 posted 2001-06-28 03:26 PM


Mysteria~
You little Clairol Cutie ... !
Nope ... not from Mona ...
this one came from Poppie ... she loves laughter ! !

LongJohn~
Just please tell me you didn't picture me BALD !

Martie~
Beats me, Sis !
Maybe we shoulda' asked mom ????
Tee-Hee !
LOVE YOU~
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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17 posted 2001-06-28 04:32 PM


Very cute, Marge!  I know everyone else has said that already, but that's what I think...hey, sometimes they call me the 'red-headed blonde!'  
I enjoyed this!!

sp  

it was love that first drew me,
it is love that will keep me here...
now I see love burning brightly
when everything else is unclear...

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18 posted 2001-06-28 04:49 PM


Great one for a blonde Marge.... hehe...and also very cute...but hey I like your shade of L'Oreal ... and all the other colors that you pours over these blue pages.

Love it.

Charisma

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19 posted 2001-06-28 05:25 PM


You KNEW I was going to love this one, didn't you? LOL. I'm thinking of dying my hair brown for artificial intelligence... think that would work? LOL
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Marge, it's time you told the truth
the cat's out of the bag
you're really far too humble
and you're never one to brag

so, let me do it for you
i'll tell them how it is
you really are quite brilliant
and at rhyming you're a wiz

you people listen closely
i'm here to set you straight
to say Marge is a SMARTy pants
would be to understate

so, folks don't you believe it
that hair don't make her dumb
she's smart enough to know that
if she posts it, you will come!


Marge-
   LOL...loving this, my blonde friend!!  

   love and hugs,
   ~vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes



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21 posted 2001-06-29 11:56 AM


SnowPants~
Glad you like it, hon !
Did you use the right shade ?  LOL !

Charisma~
Thank you, love.
I so enjoy sharing with you.

SuthernGal~
I think they named a shade for YOU !
Yep .. I'm sure of it ... SuthernBlonde #1
Now I get to see your picture ! !  

Vicky~
LOL !
Know what I think ? ? ?
Sisters ... Sisters ! !
Yep, I'm sure of it ... how's about a DNA ?
*Hugs*
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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22 posted 2001-06-30 03:58 AM



Marge, my sister-
   Absolutely!! No question about it
   and we don't need no stinkin' DNA
   test to prove it!!! LOL  

   love and hugs,
   ~vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes



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23 posted 2001-06-30 09:37 AM


Suits me to a 'T' !

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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24 posted 2001-07-01 12:14 PM


or an 'm' ... cute poem Marge... did I mention that I prefer blondes... for tehir.. uhmm... intelligence.  

C

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25 posted 2001-07-01 12:28 PM


hehehe    you go girl!!!
~Krista

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26 posted 2001-07-01 02:00 AM


Christopher~
You lost ?
Well, this blonde has your Preference - by L'Oréal !

SmittenKitten~
Tee-Hee !
Thanks for dropping by the beauty parlor.
Have you met Christopher ? ?

*Laughs, love and hugs to all !
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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27 posted 2001-07-01 02:20 AM


*raised eyebrows*

whatchootryintosaymargey?


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28 posted 2001-07-01 03:13 AM


You Go Girl!!  

Let my words fall first upon deaf ears before a closed mind...

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29 posted 2001-07-01 11:12 AM


Christopher~
LOL ! Are you back to get your eyebrows plucked ?
You forget ? ? ?... I saw that picture ! ROFL !


AZBlond~
You too ?  Love the name - it sure fits this thread !
Have YOU met Christopher ?
LOL !

~*Marge*~

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30 posted 2001-07-02 02:41 AM



Marge-
   not quite sure why; but, for some
   reason this one was just calling
   my name tonight.  it just felt
   strangely appropriate to give it
   a little bump...LOL.  

   hugs to you, blondie,
   ~vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes



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31 posted 2001-07-02 09:53 AM


Vicky~
Now just WHY might that be ?
AND ... careful..it might be contagious !

Matter of fact ... tag YOU're it !
Love ya', Dahlin'
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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