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Hollowman
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0 posted 2001-06-05 02:46 PM



A shopping we will go
where - no man will know
In stores of clothes, stores of food
I'll hide there to fester in my mood

I'll spend the housekeeping funds
I'll run up huge credit bills
I'll buy in my sanitry wares,
and a bulk order of PMS pills.

Ha! hubby has no idea
I am master of the home
I'll make him believe that saying
I do as they do in rome

So funtime is over for the day
and hubby is snoozing in bed
I'll spend time painting my nails
a nice expensive red

I'll dream of shopland tomorrow
and all the things I can buy
I'll keep the bills a secret
rather than see hubby cry!


Rich - he he!
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[This message has been edited by Hollowman (edited 06-06-2001).]

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1 posted 2001-06-05 02:52 PM


(giggles) Yep, you certainly have crawled around inside of a woman's mind! (smiles) I am a boy, but I am greatly in my feminine side too, for I love to write of love and fantasy, and, oh my gosh, I even feel like a girl sometimes! (giggles) Such a clever poem! I enjoyed it very much! You have such a beautiful heart, dear friend, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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2 posted 2001-06-16 02:17 AM


I think you've just described my future mother-in-law! I intend to read this one to her---I know she's going to love it! Thanks for the smiles!    
Fancy
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since 2001-06-05
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3 posted 2001-06-17 07:08 PM


...what fun, and a truly amazing discovery...when you see clearly, not only through a woman's eyes, but her heart as well...
JLR
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4 posted 2001-06-17 07:21 PM


I am trying, very hard, not to laugh at your humor...ok, I give up!
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