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Joe Houck
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since 2001-04-23
Posts 324
california

0 posted 2001-05-03 08:44 PM



Thank You Letter..........(funny)


Thank you to those at the municipal court
Thank you to those at the city PD
And Thank you to those at the DMV

I can’t thank you enough for what you have given me
You’ve screwed me over so many times
And pushed me around while waiting in lines
You’ve wasted my time with countless mistakes
It is this reason my kindness awakes

You’ve opened my eyes
And helped me realize
What a wonderful gift you have given me

The gift of confidence is what I’ve received
Complete exuberance is what I’ve achieved

For if people as ignorant and mindless as thee
can get a job at the DMV
Then I have no fear I’ll find a job for me.
Thank you!


By: Joe Houck

P.S. I mailed this poem to the DMV about a year ago.  They never wrote me back. =(  


© Copyright 2001 Joe B. Houck - All Rights Reserved
Joyce Johnson
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Member Rara Avis
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1 posted 2001-05-03 08:54 PM


I'll bet not.  I've had those impulses too sometimes.  Just never did it.  Joyce
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