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Joe Houck
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since 2001-04-23
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california

0 posted 2001-04-30 05:49 PM



Paper and Pen.....(funny)

This paper, this paper of white
This paper with blue lines on which I write
Writing down thoughts inside my head
If not writin down
Would soon be dead

This pen, this pen with ink of black
Jotting down Thoughts like a maniac
Chewing on end of plastick cap
Ink leeking out, Tasteing like crap

I'd kiss the feet if I met the lad
Who invented the wonderfull legal pad,

I'd sleep a night in a loins den
To meet the inventer of the pen,

This perfect way of collecting thoughts
Fusing emotions in melting potz

With paper and pen I can rite up a wreck
DOH!!!
If only this paper and pen had a spel check!

By: Joe Houck
04/30/01

I misspelled a lot of words in this poem on purpose for effect. And because I'm the worst speller on the planet.  I wrote this poem during a civics test today. Hope at makes ya laugh. =)  


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JLR
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since 2001-02-04
Posts 1785

1 posted 2001-04-30 06:01 PM


Laughing...loving your poetry!  The spelling thing usually drives me nuts so thanks for the explanation.
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Member Rara Avis
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912
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2 posted 2001-04-30 08:03 PM


And how did you do on your Civics lesson?  Yea,  its alright to be funny and mispell for effect, but I am happy for the spell checker.  Joyce
Paula Finn
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since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546
missouri
3 posted 2001-05-01 12:47 PM


You are too cute...during Civics huh? You aced the test right? Right? LOL babes I needed a smile tonight and you gave me one...thanks
redheart angrybraids
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since 2000-04-16
Posts 410
honolulu, hawaii
4 posted 2001-05-01 02:08 AM


kicken poem loved the rhyming
and the story,
i can't spell either

Nate Dogg
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since 1999-11-15
Posts 1658
Georgia, Fulton
5 posted 2001-05-01 02:25 AM


Ha, ha, I liked this....you have a wonderful sense of humor...peace!  

Nathan

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