We will put bandaids on the boo-boos we will put padding on the floors and walls We will eat spam off paper and plastic and when you slip, flip or trip ... I'll make the 911 calls Dont worry Darlin' Deer ... I'll make sure you always have a soft place to fall
LOL.... I am left handed and all thumbs...so I relate to this all too well clever and cute rhymes from you
By the sea
This is absolutely delightful! You certainly didn't drop the ball on this one, it's charming and well done! I think I should try some of your 'remedies' for hiding mistakes. I think I'd get tired of wearing tan, though, myself as I'm more of a peacock.
1/2 year Texas & 1/2 year Mich
You mean Im not the only one Who trips over sidewalk cracks I cant open a soda without getting wet I bite my tongue eating cracker jacks To watch me walking with my dogs Is really quite a sight Tangled leashes there I go (K)Clutzs' of the world UNITE!!!!!
Member Rara Avis
Maidstone Kent England
'Deer dear heart, I'm a nurse, I deal with trauma, Hey finally someone I know who will keep these warring doctors busy. I love this one dear 'Deer. I think this is truly fabulous utterly wonderful love.
I think this is sooooo brilliant
take care love and warm stuff Bubbles Absolutely excellent.
Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning
Maybe we could all get together and find you a caretaker. Heck by the list of replies I think you would have your hands full with all these helpful women. Men they will say or do anything to get women to take care of them. LOL
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
Oh Captain, my Deer captain I fear I'm a c(k)lutz, too (And from reading these replies You lead quite a motley crew! *S*) Whatever path we stumble down We're accompanied by doom So please never lose the number of The closest emergency room!
Loved this, Deer one... very much! *S*